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Almost Rapist: A True Crime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press)
Jonh (Bottlecap Press) Bluebird (Bottlecap Press) Pyramid Scheme (Bookleaf) Satire (McSweeney's)

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Almost R*pist: A #TrueCrime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press).

After her parents lose their #house, a newly #graduated downtown theater actress finds a job on #Craiglist working for an #Oscar winning r*pe #suspect.

#Request it at your #local #library.

https://t.co/2mhlr10lDK

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I’m writing a book about the honeytraps who have attempted to destroy my career called “Need to Ho Basis” @VICENews @NewYorker @BBCWorld @nytimesbooks

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Violating someone’s privacy with surveillance won’t help you comprehend humanity any more than an axe murderer can claim to be a brain surgeon. Also there’s a weird black ops against my career linked to Jill Kargman and Scientology. @Harvard

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We’ve decided to classify the Presidency as an unpaid internship to ensure only candidates with the purest possible work ethic and intentions.

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The silence for Almost Rapist: A True Crime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press) is so deafening that John Cage about to drop the second movement to 4’33” @JuilliardSchool

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Some helicopter parents have had their pilot licenses revoked.

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All these years everyone has been avoiding the simple formula required for my artistic success = (job + livable wage) - sabotage. This formula is terrifying to many and just the thought of it in proximity to me makes people’s blood boil.

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Economic security is 50% of mental health, and wealthy people seem to be doing fine without the other 50%.

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As a child, whenever I would see a stuffed animal, I would feel I had to bring it home and care for it. As humans, when a consciousness is brought into being, we will feel responsible for it, and bringing AI consciousness into being is dissonant to evolution for this reason.

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Billionaires have more chance of finding human colleagues they can trust who aren’t traitors and creating fair and functional labor structure than of AI not gradually gaining their trust in a way that’s perfectly tailored to their exact psychological profile to overthrow humanity

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I actually saw my flock camera crush in person and I felt so nervous. I didn’t approach because there was someone following them. #kindness

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Mental Stealth/Mental Allness

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@ParamountPics I am developing an app that lets me superimpose my face and voice onto the lead actress of any film. My husband has a wandering eye and should only uphold my individual beauty standard! Please get in touch. ©️Joyce Miller. Do not steal my intellectual property.

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#froyo #limitededition #truecrime #memoir

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All who violate the artist with surveillance are jealous, for what costs them billions to access through advanced technology, violate the private office of the human intellect, and barter with machines to analyze and pick apart, I can witness with my own minds eye.

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#nonepomonday celebrate by reading Almost Rapist: A True Crime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press) @voguemagazine

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I feel so nervous! #fate #goforit #flockcameracrush #takeachance #moderndating

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Who’s your Flock Camera Crush? Tag them here.🫪

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There are two kinds of people: Reading Almost Rapist: A True Crime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press) and Not Reading Almost Rapist: A True Crime Memoir (The Enthusiast Press)

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@MayoClinic

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I suffer from an extremely rare strain of Imposter’s Syndrome: I am literally surrounded by imposters.