Blog and Pony Show

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[Blog and Pony Show @JpLavine]

Fake it till you make it? ❌
Fail until you prevail. ✅

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Me, using my letter-writing psychic to search for groundwater: "I hope this'e mail finds you, well."

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"Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry

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We're close to Holloween, so — songs that aren't necessarily about a werewolf but you can't rule it out: "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt

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"Invisible Touch" by Genesis (more likely vampirism, but any supernatural affliction!)

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Jimmy, you lived life and didn’t let life live you. A true pioneer and trailblazer. Thank God for @jimmybuffett and when life gives you limes, make margaritas. Rest in paradise, ACP (Pitbull)

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Nothing as humbling as walking through airport security cool and collected, confidently reached into your bag to put your laptop on the conveyor, and pulling out a DM screen instead.

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@tmatysik Return to the internet's unhinged Highlights magazine

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@tmatysik Rest well, and a speedy recovery from here to you!

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@vndctvjkbx This mofo has started trying to weasel into my LinkedIn as a connection!

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My dog nailed the "day-after-thanksgiving-woke-up-still-full-can-still-hear-the-family-drama-no-im-not-ready-to-go-to-Kohls" mood

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

I would have been so starstruck

[n✿va @elvengraces]

seasonal depression... fall damage, if you will

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

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"Oh, you got a degree in film? That's so fun! Chasing your dream! What was film school like?"

Once a class, in every class:

[Pinto @martinscorses3]

THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT

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I know I still have a little monkey DNA because I can't stop picking grass bits out of my dog's fur and thinking "this is because I love you"