joseph percocet

Activist for men’s rights

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@bloomfilters A truly mind-boggling set of tweets. Certain to pique the interest of many great psychologists such as myself. These people seem to be set on inventing new words devoid of meaning just to seem like they have an impact upon the world, when they know they cannot create anything 👶

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@Corey_jamesx Firstly, I can make a very tasty boiled egg with toast. Secondly, I can build whatever I goddamn want in this beautiful country. Thirdly, we only want to domesticate the very best, so consider it an honour to be asked to be a housewife. Fourthly, will you be my housewife?

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@xxtraskinny @nycskinny How is your Twitter handle @xxtraskinny but you’re 153 pounds? Make it make sense. I’m a Virgo ♍️😇.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@busymarta @nycskinny So you’re just presuming people’s identities? In 2022? How very “woke” of you. If I were Canadian, I’d presume I would be eating maple syrup right now while apologising as I blow the leaves off my neighbours front drive for free. Perhaps I would even be playing with a goose.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@nic4brunch @nycskinny You are 17. You weren’t even alive during the best years post-war. Please refrain from falsely assuming your opinion matters. Your best friend mocks you on FaceTime to shock you into being a beta. Keep pretending you have a voice on the timeline while you are silent in public.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

This is why women fail to make progress since the storming of Bastille. Instead of viewing things as men v women (an unfair battle since men are so higher tier) why not view it as good v bad? These hoes incapable of critical thinking suffer from delusions of grandeur.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@mank0nek0 @raventaes Anime avi, always trying to act like they have a single IQ point. I was tested at 13 years old and had an IQ of 142, and achieved the highest grade possible in every single one of my subjects and degrees. If you were able to read what I said, I referenced comprehension already.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@mank0nek0 @raventaes If I implied all schizophrenics are unintelligent, I wouldn’t have to use the term unintelligible. You clearly have a literacy deficit rendering you unable to comprehend basic English sentences. Perhaps The Hungry Caterpillar might be a more apt read for you.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@2Dabyss @thegenatalia Very naive of you to assume I’m a boy. I could choose any gender from the plethora upon the platter. It is 2022, please stop misgendering people. I can advocate for men’s rights because the current social climate is pushing that gender to the edge of power. I aim to correct this.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@thegenatalia You paid attention by replying to me. Thank you. No one has ever given me the confidence you have just provided to me. Thank you. I shall speak to your father and convince him to reown you.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@thistletat13 @musicntats You prefer indica or sativa?

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@nycskinny You are a woman, your opinion on food taste doesn’t matter. Simply cook.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@nycskinny Provide the $400,000 required and I will. Until then, make me some boiled eggs. I’d like to bite into the entire piece with the yolk melting upon exposure to oxygen. I want to feel the egg’s warmth in my mouth.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@nycskinny You said you’re not reading all that, yet you sent 3 tweets in a row and addressed a point made in the original tweet. Therefore, I surmise you must be not pretty according to your own rules. I didn’t say calling you a whore would offend you, I said consent is required.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@nycskinny First of all, don’t refer to me as bae. Women think they can label men whatever they want without asking for consent, would it be ok if I label you whore? No. So call me Joseph. Secondly, yes I like K-pop. My favourite is as below.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@LittleMissBens So if I had a big penis, I can decide what women can and cannot do with their bodies? Is that what you’re saying? Because you only claimed to be tired of men with little penises. Since I do not fall under that category due to my endowment, please learn some basic logic.

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@Saint_Justesama Have you considered blocking him? Women will do anything but solve the problem. You don’t need his presents, but you accept them nonetheless, don’t you? Very derogatory to call men disgusting creatures, surely that generalisation would apply to your father too?

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

What’s the potato sack’s Snapchat? Asking for a friend

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

@KelgoreTrout honestly... there are so many men who would literally fuck a barely-sentient potato sack if it had a vagina so i don't think the emails will make a difference to them :(

[joseph percocet @JPercocet]

@sorryimsarahh You ever thought about having another use for a man before you resort to fucking him? And what do you mean no matter what their age is? What sample size are you looking at? Have you considered environmental variables, such as race or endowment? How many ages have you fucked Sarah