Jonathan Perez

Halloween baby🎃 #TexasA&M 👍🏽 #GigEm #DallasCowboys #Lakers #Duke #Dodgers Bulldog Owner Jperez1418 👻✨

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

You will search for me in another person. I promise

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Connor forever a bitch

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Omfg Wemby

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Joshua Van a damn beast

[Mark Zinno @MarkZinno]

No one will agree here ... but take the points. Make it 31-30. There's five minutes left. You have to get a stop regardless to get the ball or win the game. They Seattle defense hasn't stopped you all 2H. Make a FG win it. I just don't get these coaches man ...

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Seems like coaches just don't learn about taking the points

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Tom Brady Patriots would dog walk the current NFL. It’s insane.

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Texans have an intentional food safety blind spot when it comes to tamales.

We would never buy a hamburger out of a trunk of a car.
No back of a bike chicken.
Or soup from a backpack.
Or anything else cooked by a stranger with no explanation.

But tamales?
All suspicion disappears.

A cooler shows up. No signage. No credentials. No origin story.
We don’t ask questions. We ask how many dozen.

This isn’t an accident. It’s a choice.

Everyone has a tamale person.
A lady from church.
A guy in a parking lot.
A coworker’s aunt selling out of her trunk.

Even with H-E-B and legit online ordering, we still trust the cooler more than the store. We'd get into a fistfight over how good the tamale hookup we have is.

It’s December, peak tamale season.

I had a guy show up at my house several weeks ago while I was home sick. I checked my Ring camera and all I saw was a short Mexican guy with a slide-top Igloo cooler.

I knew exactly what he was there for.

I said hello on the intercom. Told him I was sick. He asked if I wanted any tamales.

I was devastated, I had to say no. I didn't want to give him the flu. But I was adamant he come back next time he was selling.

Will I ever see him again? Maybe. Maybe not.

Do I know where he gets them? Absolutely not.

Will I buy some if he ever comes back? You betcha.

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

@hannahcmontoya I have season tickets you can always be my +1

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

@ClayTravis Lets go

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Dakota fuckin Prescott!!!!!!

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

🤣🤣

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

This photo of Arch Manning's staredown 😮‍💨

(📸 @TexasFootball)

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

10 for Heisman 👍🏼 #GigEm

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Gig Em baby!!!! What a win from the Aggies today! LETS FUCKING GO 👍🏼

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Omggg these spinning elbows are nasty

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

DP did not want that smoke with Max the final 10 seconds

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

I don't like calling that fight at that point

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

D Lewwww

[Jonathan Perez @Jperez1418]

Damn!!!!!!