Jacob pewinski

I do all my own stunts. you're never going to figure out life. I make a good burger. avid mug lover Romans 8:31 sc: jpewinski_55

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

Make one person smile a day, and you will have changed the world for better that day

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

It’s not ok to come up on stage and hit a dude cause you don’t like the humor. It’s not ok at a Comedy Club, concert hall or hosting some cheeseball award show. Chris Rock is a stand up comedian and a standup guy who carried on. I think I would have run.

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@BirdsleyCaleb Huffy all day

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Dear Presidents Putin, Zelensky, and Biden. It’s time to put geopolitics aside and embrace the spirit of aloha, respect and love, for the Ukrainian people by coming to an agreement that Ukraine will be a neutral country—i.e. no military alliance with NATO or Russia—thus...

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

This. Enough of the pussyfooting around trying to act professional

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@mr_zach30 She is embarrassing.

[Caleb Hull @CalebJHull]

I’m all for Kyle Rittenhouse’s innocent verdict but the push to worship the guy and elevate him as some intellectual god is extremely weird and cultish.

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@Noah_palmateer Thanks Joe Biden...

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@dillboy57 Neither am I

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@winston_2334 Gonna get some good deals at the good Will when it goes outta style

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@claudiaalbrech4 You spelled Jacob wrong

[Hippies & Cowboys @HippiesCowboys]

Aint that the truth

[Flatland Cavalry @FlatlandCavalry]

Life is too short for bad salsa

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@KurtCreger Song is killer man!! It’s definetly your time!

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

Start with the president

[The Hill @thehill]

Nikki Haley calls for cognitive test for older politicians https://t.co/S5HhiXLLud

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

But can she read a defense like him? Can she do the discount double check? Fuck no

[Cody Wahlstrom @CodyWahlstrom]

As a single guy I feel like when I cook it’s main course only. It seems like sides don’t come into your life until you’re in a relationship. Having steak, still hungry have more steak. Burgers? Still hungry, another burger.

Is this a single guy thing or a me thing?

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

Son of a bitch you can call me a genius

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

You can tell a lot about a person if they’re wearing a carhartt vest this time of year
-warm
-not to warm
-stylish
-overall 10/10 person

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

@crhein4 One 4 quarter long meltdown is my bet

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

I’ve never heard someone say oh yeah Traverse city right up at the tip of the pinky

[Jacob pewinski @Jpewinski]

Why do we call it the thumb of Michigan when we don’t categorize the rest of the state by its location on the hand