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I know I don’t have any followers. Get over it, I haven’t

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I’m moving to New York City next week and I’m scared

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Ebenezer Scrooge was a real pessimist.

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Introducing Cringe: a dating app for everyone that has been banned from Hinge

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Hell is just an eternity of scrolling through linkedin

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Are we still pretending Nickelback is bad or have we decided to grow up???

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Existing is so expensive

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#joecares

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Remember “blu-ray”? What the fuck did that even mean

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@shanemcsean thank you John

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@cathedralslut goin aanyywheere 🎶

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@marknorm Thanks Mark

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“No problemo” -future me to my child 70 times a day

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Cool Hand Luke trending on netflix is bizarre but appreciated

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As a culture, we are all still reeling from the impact of mad men

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Do ads not know that we all hate them?

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I really gotta start giving a shit about sports

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I like how florida is the worst place in the universe but it’s also warm and has epcot

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@femaleredhead what if Arkansas was spelled even remotely like it sounds

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watch the movie Soul if you love crying

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@zackswayfairer Literally just words on linkedin

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when did “Business Analyst” become a job. What could possibly be more vague