James Plafke

Viscount of Thought Leadership, Lord Chancellor of Time on Site

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@Racked The only reason: we have to be ready because a game can break out anytime!

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@EmmaSandler First mistake was appreciating books.

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@cebsilver It was more like self flagellation except with someone else's words!

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@LaarniRagaza @ChanSteele Pastel food is the best food.

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@jordanwminor @chansteele This is a huge and important revelation. I was hoping I just missed some joke in your post.

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I think I broke the Steam summer sale.

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@JordanWMinor @SonySantaMonica When Kratos kills, though, his victims stay dead. Except that one boat captain. He was the best running gag

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Dan Gilbert proves you can exploit people w/predatory loans, make terrible decisions, alienate the world's best player & still end up on top

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Lol Game of Thrones was on tonight

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@glennrd Did you see Gilbert totally sidestep when he was asked about LeBron leaving the first time? He sucks.

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It's going to be awesome never reading LeBron hot takes ever again.

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@neristein Yep, it’d be insane, but also the next time someone gets suspended for that move, it’s going to cause a shitstorm

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@neristein I’m with you on this, though, but the NBA could easily suspend him if they wanted and it wouldn’t be absurd.

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@neristein It’s not like he doesn’t know players literally surround him on four sides, so wherever he throws something it’s hitting a fan

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@neristein I agree, and would rather see him play, but I think the NBA cares more about players breaking the fan fourth wall than refs?

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@neristein I don’t want him to be for basketball’s sake, but there’s a bunch of precedent for him being suspended. Udonis, Amir, Malice, etc

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Black licorice becoming your favorite jelly bean flavor is way more indicative of getting old than the grey hairs in your beard are.

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@laarniragaza Unlike the Da Vinci Code?

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@jordanwminor But if you die in Twitter you die in real life

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@the_moviebob @jordanwminor Actually I’d say this new Zelda looks more like it was uninspired. *pats self on back*