Jon

#AnjunaOnce #H2P occasional #Vegas RTer.

[Christian ✞ @CWolfPGH]

🚨HOME. RUN. KONNOR. GRIFFIN! 🚨

YEP - THATS RIGHT!

ABSOLUTELY ROCKETED OUTTA THERE! He has a triple and now a HOMER tonight!

GET HIM BACK UP HERE!!

[Jon @Jplan72]

I need a cowbell for that Rally House commercial

[Jon @Jplan72]

I was watching Paul Skenes' glizzy commercial for Sheetz during this rally so siempre that happens #bucn

[Jon @Jplan72]

So 8 is out next year??

[Jon @Jplan72]

Idk. Maybe it needs to simmer as its red??? Well at least you deploy red in many ways.

[Jon @Jplan72]

Happy Birthday Messi

[Jon @Jplan72]

Freddy's replies have all be from bots, right? Wow. Also wth three lions?

[Jon @Jplan72]

DUMPER BOMB. Well its been a minute sir and in PNC too? Mitch.....

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Sources confirm that Ottawa is acquiring William Eklund from San Jose.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Jon @Jplan72]

Good ill be in a spot for the tuba feature this year. Yass

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia_]

🚨 A 100-year-old Messi fan is in the crowd for Argentina's match tonight. 🇦🇷🐐

[Jon @Jplan72]

@MenInBlazers Saw that on a RAC1 highlight or 2 a long time ago.

[Jon @Jplan72]

8 https://t.co/xno6tDyWmS

[Jon @Jplan72]

@AndrewBolis Money

[Jon @Jplan72]

At least someone i stan shoves since the baseball team cant

[Jon @Jplan72]

With Moka on hiatus I also need leader nim Chaewon to perform with her girls soon.

[Kara @UTDKarra]

The South Korean lady who was racially abused by a Mexican fan was welcomed by the Mexican govt and received an apology for what happened 🇰🇷❤️🇲🇽

The Mexico FA also gave her a signed jersey & took pictures with her. This is what the World Cup is all about