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@Hogdale_ Marcelo Mayer needs some old-fashioned greenies

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@RyanGirdusky @lymanstoneky According to police bodycams, every black woman who gets their car pulled over claims to be pregnant.

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@annakhachiyan @br0tos Anna is a self-proclaimed "bohemian layabout." AND she has a cool kid. You can have the best of both worlds with a little luck.

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@annakhachiyan Is it true that guys in NYC Chinatown never flick their ashes on a cigarette?

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@NYYUNDERGROUND The sad thing is Jazz has zero idea it's disrespectful

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@WomanDefiner Michael Oher's WIFE made him sue the Tueys. She threatened to divorce Oher and take everything he owns if he didnt go through with the lawsuit. Oher's brothers and sisters siphoned off all his money, leaving the wife penniless.

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@Nerdspringbreak Yes, all vehicles.

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@matthewcrory @TheRealJPap58 I believe that Cubs GM Theo Epstein hired Manny as a hitting coach just so he could fire his ass. Manny keeps looking for a hitting coach job in MLB but no one will hire him.

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If you read the Dan Shaughnessy book: "Francona: The Red Sox Years" you will get a feel on how Francona felt about Manny. Terry was in his car when he got the word Manny was traded to the Dodgers. He was so emotional that he broke down crying (from relief I assume). A policeman noticed him crying and knocked on his windows to see if he was all right.

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@annakhachiyan a sign of a low forehead

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@Nerdspringbreak Good eye

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@annakhachiyan I thought your earliest memory was vomiting out the car window after eating McDonald's for the first time

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@Nerdspringbreak Apple of my lazy eye

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@commie22 @Siouxper19 @Gausmus47 We had sweatshirts made with that slogan! 1988-89

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@kendramiddleton This is why men run the world

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@BostonGlobe Golf balls are often picked up and dropped by ravens, crows, hawks. They think they are eggs and are trying to crack them open. 80% of those balls on their property are not hit by golfers.