Joey Pzek

Sharing random thoughts 2-3 times a year since 2013.

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@itsme_urstruly In elementary school, they used to have us read until we made a mistake and then the next person would take over. They always had to stop me because I never made a mistake. 🤩

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@ThrillaRilla369 Cotton

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@ThrillaRilla369 Supposedly

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@Coolness941 I remember watching that and thinking I’m seeing a star being born.

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@0liviajulianna The idiocy party

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny is expected to take place between 8:00 and 8:30 p.m. ET.

The alternate halftime show by Turning Point USA featuring Kid Rock is expected to take place between 1930 and 1932.

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@ProjectLincoln A group of 6 year olds playing the bagpipes for the first time.

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@UlisesDavid__ My high school boyfriend used to say that’s the one that kills you.

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@TVietor08 That’s really the only way to watch it

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@LeVeonBell If you lose power and need to charge your devices, you may need your vehicle to do so,

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@patriottakes I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked. 🙄

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@ChrisCillizza Well, he makes my stomach turn, and I’m guessing I’m not alone.

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@SpeakWithDeeDee The person speaking the loudest and most forcefully sounds like a woman to me.

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@genemcqueen @RpsAgainstTrump You can tell because his lips are moving.

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@TheRickWilson I worry that we will never recover.

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@catshealdeprsn When he runs away, have you noticed what he is running to? My orange cat is normally very quiet, but when he does meow he’s usually trying to tell me something-empty dish, dry water fountain, lost toy.

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@Wedding1008 @Southern_Living I wish I was there with you, reading a Better Homes and Gardens from Dec 2022. 😆

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@ChrisCillizza *who’s”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This. This. THIS.
Every word of this.
This is the way.
This is how you talk to people.
This is how you reach them.
@PeteButtigieg is just so damn good at this.

[Draft Jon Stewart 2028 @Stewart_2028]

GET THIS WOMAN IN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. 👏👏👏