JUN (Alive)

Hey Everyone-! || (Unofficial Junior Parody) || Ran by @Mut4nt87

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*walking home with his foot, standing in front of his abandoned home*

Ahhh..

HOME SWEET HOME..

( 📌/ 🧵)

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

Cool cool..

..Junior still hates my fucking guts tho.
But i gave him a shit ton of money to help with his new place

[Penelope @Princelope_XD]

...

*Another soft sigh, before taking the kit politely*

Thank you..
Its .. fine, I guess .. I do see you're trying to change-

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

Yeah..

I may still be a smug asshole but..

Im willing to apologize and forgive and forget.

[Penelope @Princelope_XD]

*The geeks gaze turned back to the other, noticing the kit and gasping*

.. You --
... Y-You really are sorry ? ..

*A light smile*

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*he pulls out a 300$ science kit*

More like this-

[Penelope @Princelope_XD]

... Apology gift ??-

*A scoff*

Lemme guess.. I'll get punched, or worse !
I'll get my arms cut open again !

*Looking to the side*

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

I’ve come with a..

Apology gift- for- what i did-

[Penelope @Princelope_XD]

Ughh ..
What now ?-

*Rolling her eyes*

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

Heeeeeey- Pineapple-

*gets backhanded by her*

OW! ..deserved.

[Penelope @Princelope_XD]

?
... Huh ?

*Although the geek didn't quite recognize the others appearance, the voice was all too familiar*

Oh .. you.

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

@Princelope_XD

*walks up to her*
..heeeeeeyyyy-

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*finally, he sits down in the main living room*

Well.. here i am!

..alone in the dark….

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*walking home with his foot, standing in front of his abandoned home*

Ahhh..

HOME SWEET HOME..

( 📌/ 🧵)

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*he heads downstairs to the kitchen, looking at it gloomily*

The Kitchen… why do you hate me so much Chef Pee Pee….

I loved you ya know..

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

《 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐥𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 》

(📍)

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

I know.

*he pays full price and leaves Junior a 700$ tip, leaving the counter to go sit down somewhere*

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

.. yeah yeah, prices is on the screen.

. . .

You're never gonna be forgiven for what you did to Penel though, I hope you know that .

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

Im trying to change my ways

Now that im actually alive

Now can I get my food?
Im rlly not ordering much.

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

.. you don't know how sketchy this is.
First you wanted me dead, now you're trynna help me ??

Can I PLEASE get a fucking explanation .

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

Its called a tip bud.

I know you moved out and im willing to help you.

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

. . .

.. you do realize the shit you're orderin' is way below 100 bucks right ?

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*pulls out a wad of 100s*

Cmon dude im not fucking around this time im hungry i havent ate in years.

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

Fuck off Jun .

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

The customer is always right.~

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

. . .

《 Squint. 》

.. no .
Go to a different location I don't even want to SPEAK with you .

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

*still wearing the holy gloves and wearing the cross*

Get me a Double Pounder and a Diet Coke.

[MarioAndBeyond @MarioAndBeyond]

.. uh -
Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for ya ?

[JUN (Alive) @JrIsTheC00lest]

@The_h0ttestChef // i may be on break but this is getting good