Walter Sobchak Jr

Like a sore dick, you just can’t beat it! My mind is a prison 💪 Severe PTSD and Schizophrenia survivor 🙌🏻 Avid bowler #Cubs #FlyTheW

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The Rizzler is a CIA operative. He is actually a 37 year old man who trained in the jungles of Sinharaja and is highly intelli- *gunshot sound*

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@muggget Damn doxed. But it’s essentially signing Gordon Hayward to a max and then putting him on the trade block a year in. “Who want me?” kinda situation

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That Jelly Roll and Post Malone song changed my chud ass life

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Yeah that good juice

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@muggget @grok @grok my friend asked you a question prick!

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@muggget Dude it’s my favorite show

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@bearswizard @muggget American Syco

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@bearswizard @RickyWilliamz11 #IHadAShittyNight #ComeOnBro

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@bearswizard @McDonalds Second this. When i was on my dick and balls the mcchicken provided godly sustenance, great work fellas @McDonalds

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Jiri Prochazka if he was funny

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Fun Grammar Fact

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@AnthonyTit59886 First day of practice junior year. Coach is trying to run off the kids who aren’t serious. Did like 3-4 suicides and felt a hot bubbly brewing. No excuses but i did have a big lunch 😔.

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My first celebrity crush was Joan Cusack in School of Rock

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@muggget Leo

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Fortnite proximity chat just had me calling a 9 year old squad leader

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Send Mateer to Dagestan for 2-3 years and forget

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If I was a head coach I would wear one of these on the sideline

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@muggget

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Lobotomy recovery is going great. Thanks for all the well wishes. Can’t wait to get back to my job on shutter island

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I don’t understand how x-ray results work. If the doctor told me it was positive i would think that’s a good thing. I could google this but i will choose to remain ignorant

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Farting like crazy in the elevator before i get off on my work’s floor

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@muggget Eminence Front by The Who. 2nd choice would be I’m Not Racist by Joyner Lucas