slaterism

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[slaterism @JrVerde14]

jfk- just freaking kidding

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why does every construction worker smell the same ?

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this reminds me of that movie civil war

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“omg i found a really good rick ross song today” -no one ever ever ever

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

why is my phone working?

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

met a billionaire tonight and it was the most dry boring conversation i’ve ever had. what a piece of shit.

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

what’s a bottle of wine when you’re drowning

[oat @codyroder]

B2B w/ twizzy

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

the juicy j jazz album is not your savior

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turn me up

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omw to the h*mptons

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sour diesel breakfast bowl pls

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the things you’ll see when you don’t have a gun

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

so broke my friends and i are passing a newport around like a blunt at the bar

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

okay

[slaterism @JrVerde14]

accidentally wore a glow in the dark shirt to the movie theater. i know the lady next to me hates my guts

[Grace Mary @gracefinin]

FDA is bringing back the Juul, call it Juuly! #recallofthecentury