SevereSarcasm&Satire

/sar·casm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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"Damn if you aint just so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt." -Stuntman Mike

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@davidfrum @HC_Richardson How bout we focus on making the territories we already have states first before we go annexing sovereign nations.

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@CNBC Probably buying a president will help the “right things” happen.

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@NBCNews I assume he’ll get a terrorism charge then right?
No?
No, that’s only for rich CEOs?

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@AlyMichael10

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@matthorsnell Don’t be obtuse. No one thinks it increases the overall time. It increases the usable time.

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@robbystarbuck We already spend 3/4 of the year in DST going to standard would be more jarring difficult change. When Bush II extended DST in the early 2000s people liked it, this would be a continuation of that. Sunrise at 4:30 am in the summer is unrealistic and unreasonable

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@stink_n_slink Wrong

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@RobynUrback Yes in the U.S. we would have skipped the whole interim denied the surgery and follow up and she would have just died from the infection

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@PantherMike182 @Marfoogle @realDexJames @joeroganhq This is going to end up being a movie promo or some such

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@GuyTalksFinance Clearly someone should have been investing more in whatever school district you went to.

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@MatthewDWhite2 @thereal_truther @AccountableGOP Most subsaharan African nations have a higher vaccination uptake than the U.S.

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@JosephSwan68860 @atrupar

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@Mochievous When you don’t know the answer best thing to do, and even when you do know the answer, is turn the question back on them. What do YOU think x does to y and why? Having a discussion and helping them think it through is waaaay better than just giving the answers on so many levels.

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@markallanbovair Yes. Sunrise at 4:30 in the morning in June will be amazing.

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@KeithOlbermann Exactly. We already have DST 3/4 of the year and people love it.

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@ShemekaMichelle What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Or are we only allowed to ask the racially motivated ones…

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@AP Not surprising. MAGA has been forcing us further and further into prolonged darkness for a long time now.

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@marinadovexo lol, sepia tones, couldn’t agree more. It’s all just cover for the real reason they like it. They think a hitman using a slaughter house gun is cool. Even tho it is the stupidest most cumbersome tool you could use.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Here’s a montage of Trump repeatedly promising to “end inflation” and specifically lower the cost of groceries.

Today, however, Trump told Time magazine that he likely won’t be able to lower prices, saying: “It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up”

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump in August: "From the day I take the oath of office, we’ll rapidly drive prices down, and make America affordable again. Prices will come down. You just watch. They’ll come down fast."

Trump now: “It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."