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Often misunderstood. Hates conforming. Straight shooter even when it gets me into trouble. Have no time for people who want/need to be babied #TeamChelsea

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@Vickyjr @John63681549 Whoever is raising a >teenage daughter in this jungle mi humwonea huruma sana.
Kama si mihadharati, ni mimba, ugonjwa, kifo or all of the above.

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@nyar_karungu @Judykariuk6921 I don't advocate for cheating, it's hard work. Stay faithful or single.
But then again, wahenga ni aki nani... hard work pays.

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@debra_ciira @Judykariuk6921 Side akifika Kafoo aone fridge ya two handred sausands... si ata-taka?
Jaza the only expensive item she might order ni JW black label.
Got to keep them where they belong/ within their budget.
The only woman allowed to enjoy a man's money ni mama watoto - side ni tokenism.

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@NiqueAnthony @Judykariuk6921 Rookie mistake.
They always go through the receipts to check if you are hiding anything - ati ooh, i wanted to confirm if they packed everything for you.
Ata loyalty points, you will explain any significant variances.
Best way to hide is in plain sight - weka receipt kwa shopping

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@manifestosantoz @NytoP2PMwangi @ACA_Kenya Right. So which fake Nikes have you bought from their authorised dealers or official outlets?
People buy from funny shops that claim to sell original items at a fraction of the price and y'all fall for that gimmick.
Like buying an 'original' replica jersey at 1,500, wodefuk!!

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@kelvin__kamau Ndegwa Njiru

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@kait_wangamati @georgediano That one died even before anything else..

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@Kalasinga_ Na mueke route that has enough gas stations.
Sisi watu wa single digits we also want to join.

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@ItsJeffreyJeff Daggering.

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@alexmwanzo They look at the net income coming into your account to determine the mobile loan limit.
Formal loans through the credit department is what requires payslip consideration.

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@Elainesoya 1. KE cops aren't that useless that they can't forcibly remove you for 24 hours - especially not those operating in the sensitive areas.
2. If personal issues with a cop lover, mkae tu chini kama watu wazima msikizane.
3. Else, seek police, legal or psychiatric assistance.

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@DeepseekR5 @Gaffer254 @Dr_AustinOmondi Na wale wa murima yetu Tala/Kangundo

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@baroswahjr Uki ingia utawala just before that big nyama choma place.

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@OfficialKRU Game ni 3pm or 4 pm kick off?

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@piratesfansug Does she want to get choked?.... I know a decent food joint that serves soup-less food.

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@ngughii Hapa si Kenol?

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@SomoinaKapeen Work, business, avoiding traffic, therapy and pleasure.