Mrml1700

Ha you got me

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If you use mint mobile or cricket or anything like that, lose my phone number.

Stop talking.

Find God.

Come back after you find God.

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Get you a brother that likes all your insta messages too

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Sometimes I sit back and think about how the British people owned like 30% of the world (the other 70 being water) and still ended up losing it all. The biggest bag fumble in human history

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America

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Why y’all call him Mickey? I call him Michael Mouse. We are not the same

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@Naimo_correa No offense, really good tweet. But I can see that you screenshot this off google instead of actually downloading the picture 8/10 would like again

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Terrified to tell my gf I’m going to comic con because I’m definitely gonna get broken up with

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If I ever die, don’t go through my photos with my gf. There’s some incriminating evidence in there

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Need me one of these

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Y’all ever see those “baby on board” signs on cars? Them shits make me wanna hit the car even harder

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Gf met the fam today

(I’m getting my ass ate tonight 😔)

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Guys remember, let every spider bite you because you could turn into Spider-Man!! Especially the ones with a red hourglass on them

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Somebody order a Richter scale because when I be fucking, a seismic event occurs

(She said my dick was too small 😔)

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Heat lakers finals incoming again

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The white eyes through my window scare me (the entity is coming)

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My gf

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Watchog

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@Naimo_correa Why’s that? (I’m with a girl who has BPD and it’s breaking me down slowly)

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So glad I got my results back!!!

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BPD women whose names start with Z when it comes to having a choke hold on me