Jesus Ramirez

If it works we're heros, if it doesn't we're zeros. - Jbo

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

It’s Sunday you’ve chilled all day now you’re killing🍺 & grilling steaks while your wife is working on dinner sides. It’s 75 degrees outside and your blaring a playlist of Tyler Childers/Morgan Wallen. What a life.. Oh shit, it’s me, this is my life. I’ve made it, I’M BLESSED 🍻

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Young athletes….As an orthopedic surgery PA I whole heartedly say to you crocks ain’t the move. As an athlete your ankles are your money makers, you gotta protect them bad boys at all costs. Plus they’re just ugly, I said what I said. 🥸🫨🤐

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Saw a patient on Wednesday…. Called to check in with him today and see how he was doing this AM… his response..? I can’t believe you called just to check on how I was doing… I am saddened, healthcare shouldn’t be like this.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

The SWOK summer heat the heat that make me thankful I went to college.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Separating your food so they don’t touch is childish as hell. Eat the dam food and take your ass to bed. 😂😂

[Flash @Flashyasf]

I don’t mind getting talked about but don’t lie on me bitch 😂😂

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

“I don’t eat with people that I wouldn’t starve with”

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Marriage is mostly trying to convince your partner that they can cook a dish better than you so you don’t have to cook. 😂

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Crack is whack

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Kevin Owens be in his bag…. And in that bag it’s everyone else’s signature finishers 😂

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

There has to be someone out there that can teach me how to make the mushroom chicken from panda E.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

The amount of times I have to tell my attending provider “oh, I think this is my cousin” is alarming 😂

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

The entire John wick series is phenomenal. 4 didn’t disappoint

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

It don’t matter how bad things get. I’m always gonna have that AC money.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

I miss scooters so much.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

My pronouns are mother fucker.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

High key motivated by snacks. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

I’d do some unforgivable activities for a solid wing joint in altus ok.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Miss Rachel get on my nerves.

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Maaaaaaaan. I thought Caleb was about to take the shoes right off him!!!!!!!!

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude demands his respect after beating his opponent in fight 😳

[Jesus Ramirez @Jram_1993]

Didn’t wear green today… but I was covered in blood this morning from a hip surgery. Reds gotta be a distant cousin right?