Jrd Abbott

Salt Laker. Hobbies include petting dogs and eating pizza. #GoDbacks

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@BasedMikeLee Omg. Is your friend like…. kind of a big deal? So impressive, Mikey. Elon’s totally gonna retweet this

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@MLBPA You can get the entire country behind you if you also fight for $2 dogs and $5 pints in every stadium.

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

Corbin Carroll

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@BasedMikeLee Okay… there’s not even a scarecrow for you to argue with here. You’re spending too much time on twitter, my guy

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@BasedMikeLee Why did you start limiting replies to people who pay for twitter? Coward

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@jtraulf1 @BasedMikeLee Mike Lee sponsored the bill to bring that here.

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@BasedMikeLee You just gonna pretend you didn’t sponsor the App Store Accountability Act?

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

Missing the first ABS challenge because we were doing a manager dugout interview

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@macjshiggins @netflix Like they forgot it’s outdoors facing the sun. And this is the worst scorebug I’ve ever seen, no hyperbole.

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@netflix Please leave baseball alone

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@macjshiggins

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Major League Baseball is aired in the morning for Japan. So technically they eat breakfast with it being on television.

Here’s their #openingday commercial. No hyperbole, when I say this, it might be greater than any US MLB commercial I’ve seen. Well done and worth the watch for any baseball fan.

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@RandPaul Once upon a time, this would’ve been @BasedMikeLee’s response, but he’s a feckless cunt who’s too busy trying to get elon to retweet him now

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

Unfortunately, I will never write a better lede than this writer who profiled Nicolas Cage for the LA Times in 1986

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

He had a WHAT with his WHO

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

Bring it on!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

News: Arizona Diamondbacks star outfielder Corbin Carroll broke the hamate bone in his right hand and is undergoing surgery today, sources tell ESPN. He will miss the World Baseball Classic and his ability to play Opening Day is now in question.

[Jrd Abbott @JrdAbbott]

@SenMikeLee Any updates on this?

[Adnan Virk @adnansvirk]

Can’t wait

[Arizona Diamondbacks @Dbacks]

Tell a friend to tell a friend... he's baaaaack.