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@Rangers #homerunLUV 403 feet for AJP HR

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@McClain_on_NFL Once Jean gets traded to the Ravens, he will become a star.

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@frobertparker well he has a year to recover until the next time he'd be needed in a game anyway.

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@frobertparker oooohhh ... Then let's hurry up and trade him for prospects!

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@frobertparker imagine how good you will play with the 20-degree hybrid!

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@frobertparker I think you dated a girl once because she was breathing.

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@darrenrovell Headline for NYK ... "Whatever it tanks: Melo's misses put Hicks over Knicks"

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@frobertparker Ladies night?!

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@frobertparker Happy B-Day Jack!!!

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@ESPN_Colin The 2013 Astros may go down as worst team in history ... That's assuming the Angels don't.

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@jaysonst Astros may go down as worst team in history ... That's assuming the Angels don't.

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@corbydavidson The 2013 Astros may go down as worst team in history ... Assuming the Angels don't.

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@frobertparker glad you're okay.

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@brianmctaggart does Humber throw under-handed?

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@Jonathan_Feigen Astros just tweeted that Rockets are an embarrassment to the city!

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@frobertparker I was a pansy before.

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@frobertparker I had one Heineken and was blitzed. ;-)

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@frobertparker what about a vibrator that forks when ... Nevermind.

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@frobertparker it'll only get less impressive with time ... They always do!!

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@frobertparker ... of which 3700 are rooting for the Astros, based on what I can decipher from telecast.