JRM_mamma

slightly jaded middle aged still sane

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I love carrots

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@Keir_Starmer But they will have been paid.... so will rinse and repeat

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@LouiseS60563242 @Tesco Yes and I had filled my car with fuel. Had to get reported as a non payer and then when I sat in my car to pay, there was a £4 admin charge!! Not happy @tesco

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@DaveHemmingsGBR the kids are hanging on every word you say today here at Dover. I know my daughter will have gained so much and be completely inspired!

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

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My lovely daughter with the loveliest of athletes, she’s a credit to athletics!!

[Emily Borthwick OLY @emilyborthwick2]

lovely to meet Josie !!! 😊

[Emily Borthwick OLY @emilyborthwick2]

lovely to meet Josie !!! 😊

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

You see those people being proved completely & catastrophically correct about Boris Johnson? Just wait until you hear what we said about Brexit.

[Your Kent Wedding @CWM_YKW]

Whether you have a sweet tooth or not, the big-day bake has been an enduring tradition and wedding stalwart since couples first said “I do.” Its origins are thought to date back to Ancient Rome.

Cake in image by @WhitstableCake

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@stephenfry Alas

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@KBJWhitstable Best one I've seen 😂😂😂

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@clairehumm87 35

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@The_JamesJordan @WhiteMgmnt You were great judges! Thank you

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@lloydhollett Aww fab, so wish you were both back together at the Marlowe Panto!

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Busman's holiday tonight @ben_roddy ? I was the lady that shimmied past you in th internal with two glasses of wine. Funny funny show tonight :)

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@andrewsneill @SkyNews @BethRigby You nailed it on the head there.

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@DSS123 Just watched it…. Fantastic!! Loved the 4Dx.

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@SkyNews Absolute f***ing joke

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@GailJeanShore @louistheroux Full marks in your effort for trying to troll us, but really you could do better. I am formally inviting you to come to our shop and tell us this face to face. And also please do show us how you would do better😂😂

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We turned Louis Theroux into a cake. Chocolate fudge to be exact! @louistheroux