J's Dodger Tweets

I am a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers. I like to use this space to tweet about them.

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baseball is not life life goes on baseball is not life life goes on baseball is not life life goes on

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Sorry, other fans. You could just watch the games now, though. See that money guarantees nothing. Baseball happens. The Dodgers have spent two months being highly beatable. Or I guess keep looking for some other way for the Baseball Gods to magically save you from the Dodgers

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Save us Pablo Torre Find Out! Destroy the Dodgers with your investigative reporting like that paid shill Jeff Passan is scared to do

Pablo Torre rehashes basically everything Passan said

Ah, well, maybe the next journalist turning news into hour long video podcasts will do it

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Look, I don’t know what’s going to happen with Walter. Just as easy to imagine he has to sell his Dodger shares as that nothing happens at all. (He’s probably not going to jail unless something real weird happens.) But I just don’t see a Dodgers silver bullet here.

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Amazing what can happen when you get just one (1) hit with runners in scoring position

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1-18 with runners in scoring position, 13 men left on base is kind of impressive in a certain light

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It’s too bad Kendall George is injured. I’d like to call him up and see if even he can get caught in this double play curse

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Dodgers move into the lead

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Los Angeles Dodgers as a team over their last ten games: 3 home runs

Defense-first utility infielder Thomas Saggese in five at-bats against the Dodgers this series: 3 home runs

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Is there something wrong with Tucker’s hand-eye coordination? It’s like the barrel isn’t ever meeting the ball where he wants it to

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How is the ball only flying out for one team? Is this El Niño

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It’s okay, I don’t expect them to be able to hit the ball out of the stadium with the same ease as Ramon Urias and Thomas Saggese

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Spiritually, that was a double play

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What the hell was that? He just… hit it past the fence in the outfield? Are you allowed to do that?

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Were I a starting pitcher facing the Dodgers right now, I’d pound the zone, force them to prove they can slug, which, up and down the lineup, it seems like they can’t

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I already saw back-to-back rings, nothing can hurt me

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I think last year felt worse. I went back & read some of my tweets from a year ago. Last year they felt in danger of being a wildcard or even missing the playoffs. Then I read some of my playoff tweets & remembered how they were basically doing this then, too. Taking deep breaths

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Team strategy seems to be to keep hitting it weakly in the air and hope it drops in between fielders

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Dodgers last two home runs as of 8/29:

- Tommy Edman, 8/26
- Max Muncy, 8/21