NOW: A dangerous forest fire is approaching residential areas in the Fontainebleau Forest, Seine-et-Marne, Île-de-France, near Paris, France, with evacuations now underway.
More than 800 hectares have already burned. For the first time in the Paris region, two Canadair water bombers are scooping water from the Seine River to fight the blaze. Nearly 500 firefighters have been deployed, and authorities suspect the fire was deliberately started.
Barack Obama is somewhere with a legal pad and reading glasses, chainsmoking Marlboros and listening to Kendrick Lamar while writing his convention speech.
Everyone in the NBA is scoring like 150 points every night. Then they come to Madison Square Garden and the Knicks beat them with metal bats for two hours
I’ve had Shoplifters of the world unite stuck in my head for a week now. But the lyrics are housekeepers of the world unite. So I guess I’m a feminist now.