James Salmon

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

I firmly believe all expenses at an airport during a delay should be absorbed by the airline. I mean the delay is the only reason I'm buying these beers anyway. @AmericanAir

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

Asking for a friend

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

I just want this documented. My little brother is homeless. I knew this day would come 😂 @DavidSalmon45

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

Just hit a squirrel on the road, looked in my rearview and he was finishing his run across the highway! What a trooper!

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

A cop just got on the highway behind me. After he passed me I sped up to see how fast he was going. He was still gaining distance from me as I hit 110. That is why speeding tickets bother me.

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

Do yourself a favor and go listen to @JordanCWDavis new album Home State from front to back. Fantastic 🎶

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

@1039TheBear the irony of Hoosier Harley Davidson giving away is a TV for buying a bike is just too much. Plz inform them of this lol

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WOKE

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Did You Know?

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

@lifeofryyy It was/is. I tried to help

[RyanO @lifeofryyy]

Imagine this. Dj Khalid only plays fortnite on squads and always gets carried to a number 1 finish by people that are clearly much more talented. continuously shouting "WE THE BEST!" throughout the whole game... he finishes with 0 kills

[Jeremy Downs @jdownsfitness]

Right next to detox teas and pyramid selling schemes

[Jeremy Downs @jdownsfitness]

College is the greatest business scam ever created.

[kristi🦀 @kristinelark10]

“How long have you been home? I realized all you do is watch Netflix, sleep, and drink” jeez dad, don’t sound so proud of me.

[RyanO @lifeofryyy]

Thank goodness I'm graduating this weekend, if this net neutrality happened sooner, google searches for Quizlets woulda sent me straight to poverty

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

@daydream_beats Okay yeah that was fun but it just doesn't balance out with the misery of the cold

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

Usually I'd say "okay yeah I'm just complaining cause I'm cold" but no I actually hate this

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

A well kept lawn of green grass looks just as good and honestly the frequency of seeing those in the summer is a lot higher than it snowing.

[James Salmon @Jsalmon24]

And "the snow is pretty" is a bullshit answer because it's not worth the cold.