Jameson

[Jameson @Jsawce]

@rejectedjokes We love you! Sulu Candles!

[Jameson @Jsawce]

@rejectedjokes Please add Sulu Candles ❤️

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [arriving in heaven] so did anybody cry at my funeral

god: oh actually your body is still in the ball pit

[Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe]

in 5 minutes i will collide with the earth

[Jameson @Jsawce]

Rooms for rent:
$1500 Single room dungeon
$2000 Couples keep tower
+utilities
(viewing available, please do not park on the moat bridge)

[Bugs (like the bunny) 💗🖤💗 @bugsmaytrix]

we’re all god’s neopets and he forgot the password

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Grandpa Crocodile, I know you would’ve been the most incredible grandfather because you were such an extraordinary dad. Thank you for being an amazing guardian angel for Grace.

[Jameson @Jsawce]

@cptbrianward @pradaandpoets HA It does!!! 🤣

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

the gator hat stays ON during sex

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

What the hell did I just watch ? This is disgusting

[Squimpus @squimpus]

get you a goon who says "uhh i dunno about dis one, boss!"

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

To protest Russia’s actions I simply have no choice but to destroy this souvenir doll I got from Moscow!

*pulls doll apart* …what the…

*pulls doll apart* …no way

*pulls doll apart* oh you gotta be you fucking kidding me

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

people who have to wait to see the final evolutions before they pick their starter pokemon are cowards

[Jameson @Jsawce]

The guy at the Bayfield Ultramar keeps hitting on my mom

[kyndall🍓🪩 @kyndallrene]

me showing up to see the batman next friday

[Jameson @Jsawce]

ITSSSS TWOS-DAY !! 22 02 2022 !

now what?

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Legalizing child labor rather than increasing the minimum wage 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[amir @blumenfeld]

This Canadian stranger is first. Everybody else is second thru LAST.

[Jameson @Jsawce]

@blumenfeld Happy birthday 🐿️