Jordan Schneider

[BirdGang🦅 @GordonsWord]

It's official Kelce vs Kelce in Super Bowl 57.

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@kylerharmless a bitch

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

Me N my boisssss

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@mrobb2015 is mami- this will be my only tweet of 2021
C ya

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@mrobb2015 bro this app used to be our world lmaooo

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@Crobb88 Also I’d take Alfie

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@Crobb88 If it’s not Alf ( as in alfalfa) I’ll be disappointed. But still happy.

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@_brysonmarie Delishhh

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

How tf do I have FOMO everyday when literally there is nothing to do? Nothing is open yet I’m still stressed that I am not doing all the things

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

Y’all remember waiting for the new key and peele episode then going into school and laughing at your favorite skits with pals

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

I just wanna 86 myself at this point

[noah❦(beanlette) @beanlette_]

am i too late

[Wheat-Thin @EthanPowell16]

Tell them to come out of retirement to write an adult guide cuz idk what I’m doing out here

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

My life is one big prank lol

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

If you sit and linger in an empty restaurant at close I literally really hate you with everything I have. People don’t have any fucking idea how much they suck when they do that.

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

Confirmed. Harry Styles new album sends me. He’s forever my 1D lover

[Jordan Schneider @Jschneid_]

@Crobb88 @robb_grace I am SO happy about this decision. See you next week

[sarah @heavenbrat]

everyone say thank u harry styles