Jessica Scott

Make the world suck less; SIU class of '18 Some dogs bark some dogs don’t

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Solo Tour 2023. Just like the early days. I’ll be playing old songs. Newer songs. Songs you haven’t heard yet that I’ll be road testing - all on acoustic, electric, and piano. Hope to see you there…
John

[Jessica Scott @Jscott_1995]

@8_brooke obviously never seen this episode of skylark tonight. Smh.

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Hectors rectum is real

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Are quarter life crises’ a thing? Asking for myself, not a friend.

[Jessica Scott @Jscott_1995]

A guy hitting on me the other day in front of my mom.. “sir, my daughter is a bitch” guy- “that’s ok” momma S- “ no, you don’t understand.. she is a FUCKING bitch” ... thanks ma’

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My 8 year old FEMALE child told me she was “free balling it” when she got out of the shower last night... she is so cultured... also, eff you Trav

[hannah @hsawyerrrr]

seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible

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My guy just asked if we could watch Rocket Man again tonight and I.. I just.. 😍😍 @eltonofficial @rocketmanmovie

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@8_brooke Lol Why can’t I think of who this was?

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@jennimae36 I was bragging about it

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My top friend on snap is my mom.

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Big dick Nick

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@_dariannnn_ LOLOLOL

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Lol jamming to the radio, guy says call this number and caller 10 will win tix to some haunted house.. figured I’d give it a shot... dude answers all like “yay you won, woo hoo”.. asked me what station made me a winner.. had no clue. Dead ass said the wrong station..... twice

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@UdiGod You have Venmo?

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@TaylorMotay2415 Sir, this is a multiple choice test. There are no fill in the blanks so if you could just pick you answer please.

[Jessica Scott @Jscott_1995]

I hate it when I accidentally get Saturday drunk on a Wednesday

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@8_brooke Lol day by day Ma’