Jason Searle

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Got a cool couch! (and a 5% discount for 'flaunting' it on Twitter) https://t.co/DQ2g7Ib8C8

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Netflix, Disney and Marvel TV Studios: SAVE DAREDEVIL! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/JRtraHwPBd via @Change

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Watch Scarface at about 2:00:00 and listen to Tony trash-talk the cops and tell me who you think it sounds like #hint #itsanotherdickhead

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Is it just me, or does every office, by some universal design, have an "April" in it, notwithstanding the fact that the name "April" is not all that common?

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Well, look atchu @UMichFootball, goin & bein all good as soon as I graduate. #GoBlue #Hail

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Trump says DOW plummet is something he's been waiting for...in his infinite prophecy? Or, is it that he too realizes how shitty his monetary policy is?

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Was there ever any an "unfloppy disk"?

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Gotta admit...pretty flummoxed about #royalwedding craze. Like, not to get histrionic, but there are people starving in this world on the brink of a climate disaster and all people can focus on is the staged union of a coupla rich folk because they're a vestige monarchy...

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

"I rise!" Can't think of a better way to start today. Happy birthday, Dr. Maya Angelou! #StillIRise #GoogleDoodle
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[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Scratching my head wondering why every other year I've shouted out on mother's day but not International Women's Day. Gotta start somewhere though I guess. Happy International Women's day to all women, whether you choose to bear children or not! #InternationalWomensDay

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

When people are just smart enough to not be either dumb nor smart, but because of that are actually just really dumb

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Should be no surprise that a child molester's denial deserves more credence in Trump's book than denials in reasonable situations. But this isn't even that. You are a true sicko, @realDonaldTrump, for turning this into a political play. https://t.co/zSb8e9Swdp

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

sometimes, nothing to do with those extra 8 minutes in between, so you tweet about those extra 8 minutes in between #firstworldproblems

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

most profound thought today: jelly would be completely useless if not for pb&j sammies. like you can't use it for anything else #deep

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

#notmypresident: "Can't pull down confederate statues. Thyr historical monuments." Me: "What? How about Nat'l Monuments? #BearsEars?..."

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Why crucify @jk_rowling & @kathygriffin bc they apologize for mistakes meanwhile @realDonaldTrump never has nor will apologize for all his?

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

Think you don't know much about Native Americans? Try this for starters (even if you think you do know a lot) https://t.co/Y2BzrK2kVH

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

oh, and on a side note—the movie itself was great.

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

WARNING: #SpiderManHomecoming does not have a real second-"after the credits" scene! Dick move Marvel Studios. Funny, but still dick move.

[Jason Searle @Jsea23]

totally ate morning snack, lunch, and afternoon snack all before noon today. now what? xD #fridays #hungryhippopotame