Captain Oblivious

I think I have seen your kind around these parts before. Get off my lawn. Retired Fupa Artist

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

I’m “just got in the shower with my reading glasses” years old.

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@CassandraRules @KatieMiller @StephenM Not sure if I would recommend she doubles her dosage or cut it in half

[Harold__Finch @HaroldWren22]

The @GOPSenate is losing primaries because the @GOPSenate directly defied the will of the people who elected them.

I, & over 100 million other @GOP voters dont give a damn whether @GOPSenate members are angry.

YOU ANSWER TO US. You’ve forgotten or disregarded that.

Now you are learning the consequences.

Course correct or we will continue to remove all who do not.

cc @WhiteHouse @TPUSA @FrontlinesTPUSA @tylerbowyer @EarlyVoteAction @ScottPresler @POTUS @ChrisLaCivita @SusieWiles47 @RNCResearch @GOP @HouseGOP @LeaderJohnThune @SpeakerJohnson @lisamurkowski @tedcruz

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@FoundersGirl “Dammit Darlene. I told ya you better quit showing everyone yer cooter while yer drivin.”

[Dr Pepper M.D. 🥤 @JustLikeMikee]

She’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to count.

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@chiIIum @grok who are these accounts?

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@townhallcom Lear to tell AI to code

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I’m sick and tired of it all.

I’m sick and tired of traitors wearing suits and smiles while they sell us out.

Sick and tired of Candace Owens turning every headline into her personal drama tour.

Sick and tired of hearing about Joe Kent, somebody I’d never heard of three days ago.

I’m tired of MTG's Botox sunburnt face and that cheap boxed bleach job she runs through her hair every six weeks.

Tired of Thomas Massie’s Jerry curls looking like he just rolled out of a 70s porn set.

Tired of Tucker Carlson and that weird thousand-yard stare he does like he’s reading your soul.

And this ain’t just a Republican problem.

I’m calling balls and strikes on everybody.

I’m sick and tired of the Krassensteins flooding my feed with their cry-baby rage-bait, racking up hundreds of thousands of impressions while the rest of us grind.

Tired of seeing JoJoFromJerz's face caked in enough makeup to spackle a house.

Tired of seeing that thing on Ilhan Omar’s head.

Tired of Jasmine Crockett’s non-stop loud mouth and AOC’s horse face lecturing me about “systemic” everything while she flies first class.

I’m sick and tired of people who break the actual law never seeing the inside of a jail cell.

Fraudsters, corrupt politicians, pedophiles on the Epstein list.

I’m sick and tired of hearing “no one is above the law” when it’s crystal clear that everyone is above the law except you and me.

I’m tired of good things happening to bad people.

Tired of the worst accounts on X blowing up while honest voices and talent gets buried.

Tired of Hollywood elites and late-night “comedians” telling me how to live while they snort coke in mansions.

Tired of corporate suits pushing DEI quotas that punish hard work and reward skin color.

Tired of teachers in schools sneaking in agendas instead of teaching real history.

I’m sick and tired of people telling me to live my life a certain way so I don’t “offend” folks with mental illness.

Biology isn’t bigotry, and I’m not rewriting reality to make anyone feel special.

But what I’m sick and tired of the MOST…are the people who hate America.

The ones who burn the flag, kneel for the anthem, and scream that this country was founded on “stolen land” and “oppression.”

The ones who flood across our border, take our benefits, wave their own flags, and then trash the greatest nation God ever gave man.

The ones in Congress who call America “racist” while cashing taxpayer checks.

The so-called journalists who apologize for every American achievement like it’s a crime to be exceptional.

These America-haters don’t love freedom, they fear it.

They don’t want opportunity, they want equality of misery.

They push socialism in our schools, woke nonsense in our military, and shame in our hearts because a strong, proud America stands in the way of their globalist wet dream.

Well I’m here to tell you...

I love this country with every fiber of my being.

I love the dirt in my backyard, the fireworks on the Fourth, the smell of barbecue on a summer night, and the fact that my three kids can still dream bigger than anywhere else on Earth.

I love the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the flag that flies over my house, and the men and women in uniform who’ve kept us free.

I love that we’re the only nation on the planet dumb enough and brave enough to say “give me liberty or give me death” and actually mean it.

I’m done being polite about it all.

I’ll keep writing, keep voting, keep raising my kids right, and keep standing for the greatest experiment in human freedom the world has ever known.

Because if loving America makes me the bad guy…then lock me up with the rest of the patriots.

I’m sick and tired of the haters.

But I’ll never be tired of this country.

MAGA forever.

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@FischerKing64 @MattWalshBlog @grok summarize this article

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@MarioNawfal Seems nobody realizes what this whole thing is: NFL is courting the Americas. If Bad Bunny wasn’t your cup of tea, you were not the target audience.

It kinda makes you feel like a current customer of any company offering special deals for new customers only.

[Lou Perez @LouPerez]

Keep your politics out of the Super Bowl!

Unless your politics are my politics.

[Ann Bauer @annbauerwriter]

Back when I was a restaurant critic, I learned: There's an 'optimal' noise/chaos level that confuses people & makes them lose their filters. They eat past fullness, drink to excess & spend beyond reason. Rational signals are gone.
The Mpls protests are doing a version of this.🧵

[Jon Gabriel @exjon]

Don Lemon wasn’t arrested for exercising his first-amendment rights.

He was arrested for preventing other Americans from exercising their first-amendment rights.

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@MikeBenzCyber Just because nobody would hire him as a journalist, doesn’t mean he isn’t a journopodcaster 🫠

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This ICE situation is really complex. My take is more nuanced. I want our immigration laws to be enforced but I just want them to do it without using any force, and without anyone ever getting hurt, and without anything sad or upsetting happening ever, and if the people we’re trying to deport don’t want to be deported, or if liberal activists don’t want us to deport them, then obviously in that case we shouldn’t do it, but I’m totally a conservative on the issue, unless people get really mad at me then never mind please don’t yell I’m sorry.

[LHGrey™️ @grey4626]

No, Tom. Shut the fuck up and listen, Tom...

The man walked into that gilded snake pit at Davos and eviscerated the entire globalist cabal with the cold, unflinching precision of a predator who’s done toying with prey. On their stage. Under their lights. Broadcast on their networks. Forced every last one of them...those smug, self-appointed overlords...to sit in silence while he carved their rotten empire to the bone.

He didn’t scream. He didn’t need to. His voice was low, steady, absolute. Every sentence a kill shot.

He exposed the climate hoax for the multi-trillion-dollar wealth transfer it is. He named the open-borders agenda as the deliberate dilution of sovereign nations.

He called out the currency wars, the offshoring scams, the engineered collapse of Western industry...all of it orchestrated by the same parasites who lecture the rest of us about “sustainability” while burning jet fuel to fly their private fleets into Switzerland for a week of mutual back-patting and champagne.

This wasn’t anger. This was execution.

They perched there in their tailored hypocrisy...cashmere sweaters, bespoke suits, faces frozen in that practiced mask of enlightened concern...while the President of the United States looked them dead in the eye and ended their charade.

Politely. Ruthlessly.

He informed them, in plain language, that the days of America bankrolling their utopian delusions, their population-replacement schemes, their digital surveillance grid, their endless wars for “democracy”...all of it funded by the American taxpayer...are finished. Done. Over.

He put the entire Davos class...the unelected technocrats, the hedge-fund vampires, the NGO grifters, the media courtesans...on explicit notice: your reign of unchallenged arrogance is terminated. We see every tentacle of your operation. We know exactly what you are: a parasitic elite that has feasted on the productive class for decades while selling the corpse back to us as “progress.”

What you diagnose as “mental disturbance” is what unfiltered strength looks like to cowards who’ve spent their lives groveling before power.

What you label “embarrassing” is the sound of a sovereign people finally refusing to kneel.

What you find “dangerous” is the sight of your entire worldview collapsing in real time, live on global television, delivered by a man who cannot be bought, bullied, or bribed.

He didn’t just address that room. He spoke past them...directly to the hundreds of millions who’ve been looted, lectured, and lied to by these people. To every factory worker whose job was shipped overseas.

To every parent watching their child’s school being turned into an indoctrination camp. To every citizen tired of watching their borders erased while billionaires build moats around their own compounds.

That audience of predators just witnessed the beginning of their obsolescence. They felt it...the shift in the air, the sudden realization that the protection racket they’ve run for fifty years has a new sheriff, and he’s not asking nicely anymore.

They know what’s coming. They felt the ground move under their feet. And they’re terrified.

So go ahead, Tom. Keep clutching your pearls. Keep diagnosing from your safe, sanitized distance.

The rest of us recognize the sound of history correcting itself.

Sleep lightly. The reckoning isn’t coming.

It’s already here.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This is just facts 💯

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@LegInsurrection It is called Intersectionality. It’s why there are Gays for Palestine

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@CNviolations Ty

[Captain Oblivious @JsheffieldR]

@lucidethereall

[Dan O'Donnell @DanODonnellShow]

The best nickname for the gray-haired No Kings protesters I've heard is "Grantifa."