Jason Roed

Tinkerer of all things automotive

[Jason Roed @Jsroed]

@EITMonline I've burped more than Diane and Tyler do in a day before this segment was over.

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@EITMonline I like how Elliot says he wouldn't care about people being told things like this but then he also says he says I love you mid first thrust. He would 100% care if somebody withheld this information from him

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@EITMonline The capital gains tax doesn't apply if you've lived in the home. I think it's for at least a year. But it doesn't sound like he's going to be living in any of these homes. Like it has to be your permanent residence to not have that tax apply

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@EITMonline Elliot would sell a home and then be told the amount of taxes he'd have to pay do to capital gains taxes. He would loose his mind

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@EITMonline All manual transmissions

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@EITMonline Subaru WRX or STi. Infiniti G35. Volkswagen Jetta.

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@EITMonline This is what we all needed. Elliot is now bragging about how good of a walker he is 🤣

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@EITMonline Elliott can't stand at the top of a building and look over the edge but then he also says he needs to try the skeleton LOL 😂

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@EITMonline Oxygen and Acetylene Torch. As we say in the shop "it can't be stuck if it's liquid"

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@EITMonline In-Force by BG is better

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@EITMonline What color is the sky?

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@EITMonline What makes them expensive to replace is the aiming or calibration of the sensor afterwards. Look up Level 5 solutions in Springfield

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@EITMonline You would know because a tons of warning lights would come on

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@EITMonline If you are on your phone at a movie theater then you shouldn't be there. Also, AMC is trash. I was at the Alexandria one once and a guy was literally smoking a black and mild in the theater. Haven't been back since

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@EITMonline Elliot certainly is not a completionist with paying his debts

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@EITMonline Burnt toast smell is associated with seizures not strokes

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@EITMonline This is a violation of your 4th amendment

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@EITMonline They took mine in court. I had to use my passport for a year as identification. Fairfax County BTW

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@EITMonline What about steak tartare?

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@EITMonline We all know what kind of porn is in Elliott's browser history now