Joanie Aprill Barnes

[The Dalbo Dog @Dalbodog]

😊

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

@goinggodward

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

@CarissasNewLife My dad said I looked like a slimy purple lizard.

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

@hellonecole

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Bosnians: I wanna swim
Croatia : No

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

😂😂😂

[trash jones @jzux]

someone once told me “if you can see a mountain lion, that means it isn’t hunting you.” every day since i have lived in terror

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

@fuckedupfoods

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

When the recipe says to add one clove of garlic

[ali punk III: 3rd Strike @alipunkagain]

look at this garlic clove

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

Did a dog write this tweet? lol

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why don’t we give dogs lunch? that’s crazy. if anyone deserves lunch it’s dogs

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

😂😂😂

[ً @kuoimai]

how tf do people think people w glasses r smart we literally failed an eye test what's so smart abt that

[Hillary Kelly @HillaryKelly]

Cruel that an adult can spend her whole summer reading but not have a library sheet to fill in with stickers to document her progress.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

8 days later… #Buffalo

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

Took my dad to IKEA for the first time today and he turned off a bunch of display lights claiming we were “using up all the energy.”

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

I love this thread so much. So tired of hearing people slut shame the woman at the well.

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

Reminder that Bob Jones university overturned their ban on interracial dating in 2000. I was 12.

Racism is not some far away idea. It’s still here. It still exists. It’s still happening in fundamentalist circles.

[Austin Channing Brown @austinchanning]

I’m just a human feeling overwhelmed by the world.

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

First time at the movies in 15 months. To the girls talking in the row behind me: never ever stop. Y’all are hilarious.

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

@hcarolineking

[Joanie Aprill Barnes @JstAnotherEgret]

Beth Moore has announced her split with the SBC. Good. But please hear me out when I say that the SBC is not the only branch of Christianity with toxic theology. Let’s all do the hard work of examining the fruits of our own theology, SBC or not.