justine

chapter 1: 1 girl, 1 cracked toe, and a Dream

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

I want to go on a farris wheel and fuck a milkshake

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

I have to make at least 1 batch of bagels every 7 days otherwise I get withdrawal and wake up shaking and crying

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Yet again another one of my fave podcasts has decided to retire

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

All time favourite poetic excerpt and illustration from a novel

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

I love my twitter because you can see the angry teen developmental phase in real time

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

if I hear 1 more person say itty bitty titty committee I am going 2 itty bitty punch u in the neck

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

life is just one big tough titty nd we all have to get through it

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Had a dream I swallowed my iPod nano and during an exam Party Rock Anthem started blasting through my ass

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

You can do crafts and still be goth
don’t worry

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Bath and body? I applied to your retail position even though your store makes me feel nauseated and I feel like I’m going to throw up . Also I might kill myself

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

No Garlic dill pickles at high tea? Why would u even go there

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

One day zucchini is 2.99/lb and looks like shit the next it’s 1.88 and beautiful. Makes my life feel like a Movie

[g @34rths]

Hi Can I bring my iPad with me when we hangout

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Though u can see when ur wrong
U know u can’t always see when ur right
You’re riiiight

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Idk if I own a House I would Never mow the lawn
Girl let your hair down 🫶

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

No way for me to watch What I Like About You for free anymore suicide scheduled prematurely

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Don Drapers fat ass would pitch my fat ass as an Unfrosted Pop Tart

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

Is this C*dy ko

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

ever since i started having more in depth conversations with my cat we've been arguing a lot less

[justine @JsteneTweets2u]

I don’t need a relationship I need someone who will evenly disperse a weighted blanket over my decaying rotten body then go away