Justin Peterson

Recovering Graphic Designer, now reformed #UX Designer in Healthcare IT. Fan of @Royals, @Kstate, White Boards and Post-Its.

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@samstein "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"

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@stereogum If only we had seen the signs. Literally everywhere.

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@thebeerslayer @DaveRamsey Maybe my dad’s cancer doesn’t care about their margins?

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@keithesau @DaveRamsey But when did patients agree to this? My dad’s cancer doesn’t care about increasing profits quarter over quarter.

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@washingtonpost Going to go out on a limb and say congratulations are in order for Larry the Cable Guy.

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@HoustonTexans @usairguitar maybe a future judge in the Houston area?(that is, if he chooses not to perform first.)

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@washingtonpost Handpicked “experts” no doubt! Why rely on physicians and research experts when you can have the most notable bloggers and influencers!

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@Berci Why my palm? My phone already verifies my face dozens of times a day, and it's much more "face up" (Pun intended.)

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@TheKevinDalton Is Beverly Hills still where they want to be?

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@tormentalous Mines a 201(k) now.

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It's that magical time of year again when @TMobile gives me "Free" @MLBTV only to find my local team's games are excluded. What a gift!

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@stereogum The banners were taken down with the sickness?

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@AP 1. Target 2. Walmart

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@NFLonFOX Poor choice to have the down and play clock move depending on possession. Should be fixed in one position.

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@Chiefs I feel attacked by the judgment of not washing the jersey. My Mahomes jersey is on its 3rd season unwashed…

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@heyrichhey Just realized this clown turned off comments on the tweet announcing his firing! Can dish it, but can’t take it!

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@heyrichhey Yes, imagine asking a football question— cuz this isn’t one.

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@AP I'll save ya the research ya didn't do: broccoli has always been cheaper.

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@JohnsonCntyPost It already is, a whole generation will only know it as an empty lot!