Why do I feel like the kind of person who would have people arrested for #vandalism for picking up floating pieces of paint from a pool would also be the kind of guy to arrest his ex-best-friend and then have him murdered in prison?
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@realDonaldTrump loves to take credit for ending wars. So it makes sense he'd want to end this one in record time. After all, the fastest way to end a war is to lose.
@JesseBWatters Shut up, Twatters. Trump just made Iran more powerful than ever and us weaker than we've ever been post-WWII. And it only cost us tens of billions of dollars in munitions, billions more to pay for gas, 13 American soldiers' lives, and hundreds or thousands of lives in Iran.
@GuntherEagleman We don't hat prices coming down, you dolt. We hate that Trump keeps doing things that directly increase prices in the first place. And then CUCKS like you eat Trump's shit and call it chocolate celebrating that things are going back towards how they were before Trump fucked up.
@nicksortor You dumb sluts. Trump literally thinks that Democrats INVENTED THE WORD AFFORDABILITY. He has said this over and over again. He said this clear as day like 2 weeks ago.
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