nah

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

@EstaBocaEsLaMia Also I think you can hpv even if you use condoms. It’s been a while since I had a sex ed class but I’m pretty sure…

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

Why is every job posting about training AI to take over all the jobs?

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: Jared Kushner, billionaire son-in-law of a billionaire, who received billions from the Saudis, says don't complain but work harder to achieve your dreams.

That's not advice; it's privilege.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’ve had a headache for a week straight. Yet I technically have no allergies. I hate it here.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’m rewatching the Miranda show and I think her and Clive should have been endgame. He was obviously into her. #mirandahart #clive #gary #lovetriangle

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’ve never liked hiking. I’m on a trip with people who love it. I’m a grown up now though, so no one can make me do it anymore. Have fun doing your uphill torture guys, I’ll be at the bottom of the mountain with a drink in my hand.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

When my cat pukes at night he always comes into our bedroom howling like “mom, dad, I threw up.”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

When Elon purchased Twitter he reduced the parental leave for mothers to 2 weeks

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

@RepMcCaul i am your constituent and believe that the following action is essential for the mental wellbeing of all citizens. Please extend Medicare coverage of telemental health treatment which is currently scheduled to end on March 31.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?

VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I don’t understand how the right supports this. Crashing out and yelling while Zelenskyy remains calm makes you look fucking weak. I thought Trump and JD Vance were supposed to understand strength. They look like bitch losers

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ethel Cain criticises the United States Congress in new Instagram story:

“Kill More CEOs”

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’m probably gonna leave twitter soon. I’ll be on bluesky of anyone else is going to abandon ship.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’m so tired of people advocating for sweet potatoes. They aren’t better than regular potatoes and they aren’t even better for you. I will die on this hill.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

Why are people pronouncing the T in soften and often now? What’s next? We gonna start pronouncing the B in comb? The L in walk? If so I’m gonna learn a second language and only speak that because I will never be fluent enough to be annoyed about stuff like this.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

If you’re thinking about trying EMDR therapy here’s a quote from someone who just completed it “I don’t have to frantically try to find coping strategies anymore. This has changed how I think and it’s going to change how I live my life. I’m nervous but also… yippee!”

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

As the only American at the party it’s my duty to introduce everyone to weird Al

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

Sometimes when my husband is driving the small back streets of our neighborhood… I want to throttle him and scream in his face that this isn’t F1 race. But I don’t. I get out my phone and pretend to write an email to avoid getting carsick.

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I had a dream I was at the teen choice awards and Rebecca Black was finally given her due credit for her hit song “Friday.”

[nah @Jthugthizzle]

I’ve been watching so much below deck med while dog sitting that I had dream captain sandy came back from night watch and was very disappointed that I left dishes in the sink of the house.