Ju

she/her/hers . . let’s linger among the things we don’t know.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

The death penalty is barbaric AND racist AND ineffective AND expensive AND do you need more reasons to not let the government murder its own people?

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

Frankly Taco Bell has built up a lot of goodwill from me. I forgive them

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Nope and they don’t realize how stacked the system is against them.
I took an evidence course in law school taught by a 30-yr PD. We had to mock evidentiary hearings using his actual cases. After every mock hearing, he asked who won the motion irl; it was ALWAYS the prosecution

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

do people not know what a public defender is

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

@GeorgyP777 @bethbourdon Genuinely so interested by the take that a state bar association would give a single shit about a public defender celebrating their win (literally that the client was sentenced to life without parole) lmao

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

The death penalty is barbaric AND racist AND ineffective AND expensive AND do you need more reasons to not let the government murder its own people?

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

What if we all just change the time that we do things to an hour later tho?? like school doesn’t have to start at 7:30 am u know

[Mark Allan Bovair @markallanbovair]

9:00 AM Sunrise is more insane than most people realize. That's 1.5 class periods into school before the sun even rises. 2 hours into most blue collar workdays. That extra hour of daylight (in cold winter when everyone is inside anyway) from 5-6p isn't worth it at all.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

It’s funny bc pretty often when Im abroad and say I’m from the US, I’m then immediately asked where in the US I’m from. If the Australians said Sydney or the English said London, we’d all get it, too. This is simply not that deep

[julia @juliafatal]

passeio em grupo. guia pergunta de onde cada um é. australianos falam que são da austrália, ingleses que são da inglaterra. americanos falam que sao da flórida, de chicago, de nova york… ô povinho viu

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Doesn’t matter what’s in front of you when your 1L civ pro processor cold calls you and when you try to glance at your notes, he demands “don’t look down, look at me”

[David Decosimo @DavidDecosimo]

University of Chicago Law School had decided to ban *not just AI* but laptops from the first year law classroom. This is the way!

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

The idea that a woman would ever tell a man to “learn MMA” is so mind boggling to me that I wonder if this user has ever spoken with one

[Plomeek Soup @PlomeekSoup]

@RealDianeYap Imagine the male equivalent of this, a chubby mid guy who does art and jewelry wanting to be loved for who they are lol. Men and women alike would be telling him to hit the gym learn MMA get "useful" hobbies make money etc.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Here is a pic I took a few weeks ago at the MB Sugarfish for proof

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Setting aside how out of touch, pretentious, immature and stupid this is, Sugarfish absolutely provides little soy sauce carafes and ramekins lol

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Some may have thought failing me would teach me the lesson to never oversleep. But I still learned that— I was never late for another exam for the next 6+ years of schooling, AND I learned most people deserve grace in such moments.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

My first semester freshman year of college I overslept for a final exam because I had an upper respiratory infection and took NyQuil in order to sleep the night before. I woke up halfway through and sprinted across campus in my pajamas and took about half the exam.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

The professor, like a 70 year old man who always wore a fedora, responded right away that it was no problem and to come make up the exam in his office the next day. I got a 100%.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

My dog acts like he’s about to have a poop-related crisis, then goes outside and spends 30 minutes appreciating nature

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Obviously this isn’t true but whenever a post like this surfaces I’m just like… okay then stay the fuck home????? Like you do it then!!!!! Misogynists can never just shut the fuck up and live their lives, they have to constantly whine about hating women.

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

A Redditor in my area posted the prices for the 6 most popular day cares around here and it was truly a godsend

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

Ok one more thing: it’s also really hard to know whether you can afford kids because childcare providers don’t list their prices online. It’s *the* biggest kid expense and could be anywhere from $1,000 to $3,000 a month

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

One postpartum issue I’ve seen excessively online that I am so grateful I can’t relate to at all is suddenly hating your dogs once you have a baby….
My heart is so full for my hounds and I am genuinely sad I can’t give them as much attention as before.

[bourbaki @2oovy]

They’re calling it the worst example she could have possibly constructed

[Ju @JuBeBallin]

Okay well Trump and his entire admin don’t align with the values of the US, don’t respect our country, culture, laws, or people. So get the fuck out you evil morons.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Press Sec. Karoline Leavitt: "If you don't align with the values of the United States, and you don't respect our country, our culture, our laws, and our people, you are not welcome here."