Chris Johnson

Player of video/board/ttrp/card/mobile games. Marine/foodie/wrestling and anime fan. Funny adjacent.

[Chris Johnson @JuJu2569]

@JennaLynnMeowri Sending you positive vibes and energy!

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@MaisieLynn17 Is yes an appropriate answer?

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Why is everyone getting a 15-minute entrance with only 15 seconds of looped music?

#WrestleManiaXL

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@MaisieLynn17 What a dangerous thing to ask the internet.....

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[Chris Johnson @JuJu2569]

That was a slow plotting match, and it made Theory look super weak. Super weak opener. #WrestleMania

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So after watching the MV for #ComeAlive by @JacksonWang852, I am convinced he is a Darklord from the Shadowfell, and each of his music videos are his domains of dread. #DnD

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I wish people in Ohio were just beat over the head with information about the train derailment, explosion, and subsequent exposure to hazardous chemicals they way they are about fucking sportsbook betting. #DaFuq #NorfolkSouthern #EastPalestineOhio #SportsBetting

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I don't know why Skrelv's Hive isn't being called Skitterblossom by players. #AllWillBeOne #PhyrexiaAllWillBeOne #MTGONE

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So, Captain America is a whole ass unit on #MidnightSuns. This guy is thi-CCC. Also, him casually throwing shade on boomers saying something along the lines of "Those kids need to grow up." made me chuckle.

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@THEBASTARDJUDAS @JJWilliamsWON She said she did as a homage to her. Yes.

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I was super excited for #Jumpstart2022 on #MTGArena but I just saw that it wasn't coming to Arena.......I had so many plans for those cards! It was so much fun shoving two themes together and making them kiss like a 7 grade party. #Disappointed #SadMuffin

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@DarshelleIrl I wonder if the Beetlejuice rules apply here.

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I heard @TripleH was open to ideas about the main title situation, so here is my pitch.

Truly unify the old titles with a new belt for Roman and have him on #Smackdown.
Make a new belt for #Raw.
Have a tournament for the new belt.
Do the #Draft after #SurvivorSeries

#WWE

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@johnnystantoniv @CriticalRole

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@JessicaNigri Because not sharing your resources would be shellfish.

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@Annjelife @AkemikunCosplay 10 out of 10 would get slayed.