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[anna delvey @JuStRoWaNs]

Wish I was back again 💞🥀@iamddb

[; @cestIaviie]

Finalmente qualcuno vestito decentemente ad un matrimonio si vede che non sono americani

[mαdelen.' @sarenoire]

Kızlar nişan yüzüğü için sadece elmas seçmeyin. O kadar renk ve farklı cins var ki... Uyanın, uyanın- O size özel bir yüzük, elbette taşı da size özel olmalı!

[k @ysljennii]

watching a man cook is probably #1 on the list for nonsexual things that turn me on/I’m attracted to.

[Manar @Si8ki]

هذي وحدة اجنبية حاطه صورها قبل وبعد وكاتبة :

إحنا مو قبيحين احنا ناقصنا اهتمام ، المشكلة مو فينا… المشكلة احتباس السوائل والإجهاد وقلة النوم .

[We’re Losing Recipes! @SoualiganAmazon]

This the type of person who crashes out whenever an unexpected change occurs in the schedule because strict adherence to routine is a coping strategy.

[𝑷𝒂𝒖🧸 @Pmesa23_]

El clitoris no lo encuentran pero los 4 pelos sueltos de las piernas lo ven desde km

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

I was sitting in a crowded coffee shop this morning and witnessed a masterclass in fatherhood that I’ll be thinking about for a long time.

A young boy, maybe 6 years old, accidentally knocked a massive, bright blue ICEE off the table. It was a disaster, sticky syrup everywhere, on the floor, the chairs, the works.

The kid looked up at his dad, shoulders hunched, clearly waiting for the hammer to drop. I’ve seen this play out a thousand times where the parent loses their cool because of the inconvenience.

Instead, the dad didn't even raise his voice. He just looked at the mess and said:

"Hey, it happens, Let's go grab some napkins and I’ll show you how we fix this."

They spent the next five minutes cleaning it up together. No lecturing, no shaming, Just a team effort.

But it was what the dad said while they were throwing away the trash that really hit me. He looked his son in the eye and said:

"You’re going to be a human being for a long time, and you’ve got a smart brain. It’s important to learn how to be aware of your surroundings so we can prevent accidents, but it’s still okay when they happen. As long as you take responsibility, the cleanup is always the easy part."

Then, as they sat back down, he added one more thing: "And remember, big messes can feel overwhelming when you're alone. Never be afraid to ask for help when you need it."

As someone whose own kids are now grown and out in the world, I realized I was watching a man build a person, not just manage a child.

We spend so much time worrying about "discipline" that we forget our main job is to teach them how to handle life when it gets messy.

If that’s the next generation of fathers, we’re going to be just fine.

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Got a call at 01:33 AM last night. My daughter's name lit up the screen. My heart skipped for a second, you never know with late night calls.

I answer, All I hear is giggling, Then, "Dad?"

"Yeah, kiddo, You good?"

More giggling, Barely holding it together. "Can you... can you come get me?"

"On my way, Send me the pin."

She's 23, Lives on her own, Works full-time. But tonight, she went out with friends, had a few too many, and knew better than to get behind the wheel.

I pull up to the bar, She's sitting on the curb with two of her friends, all of them laughing at absolutely nothing. Her car is parked safely in the lot. Her friend's car right next to it. Nobody's driving tonight.

The whole ride home, she's cracking up in the backseat over something that happened earlier. I have no idea what the story even is, but she can't get through a sentence without snort-laughing.

And honestly? I'm not even annoyed, I'm relieved.

Because this call, the one where she's safe, giggling, and trusts me enough to ask for help, is infinitely better than the other call. The one no parent ever wants to get.

I told all my kids when they were teenagers, "I don't care what time it is, I don't care what you did, If you need a ride, you call me, No lecture, No judgment, Just call."

These nights don't happen often anymore. But when they do, I will always answer. Every single time.

[kat @yslnadi]

When it's eight in the morning and everything seems possible, but now it's four in the afternoon and there is nothing left that can be done

[rin @feminominion]

was so locked in last night that my girlfriend had to send me an email

[Ayobamiji @Ayobamijiiii]

maybe the real flex is being at peace with yourself in a world that keeps convincing you that you're lacking

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

When I fill out a form that says
“In case of emergency who should we call”
I always put “ambulance”
Because nobody in my family is answering an unknown number

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

Women get prettier when our nervous system is regulated & we're not living in chronic stress. Longer hair, shinier hair, softer + glowier skin, no bloating, no breakouts, no mood swings. We’re our best version when we rest more, slow down, spend more time in the sun, eat warm foods, dance, frolic... Biologically we're wired to be whimsical

[𝙰 𝚆𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 @Coleidoscopes]

Time blindness isn’t real. I have ADHD and am 15 minutes early to everything because I can read a clock and move my body. Anyone who insists they cannot do that are expecting you to revolve your life around their convenience. That is narcissism, not ADHD.

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[derin @yapmaluiz]

olm bu ne güzel video lan

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Tonight on #LoveIsland the infamous ‘Twitter challenge’ will return in the form of ‘Receipts, Tea and Truth’ — islanders can choose to hear quotes others have said in the villa, or quotes people have said online, and must figure out what/who the quote is about.

[雲丹肉ちゃん @oniku117]

お花入れると花束になる花瓶かわいい…

[การ์ตี้ขอรีวิว (◡‿◡❀)｡.* @hafonlyone]

อันนี้ได้ผลแรงมาก ทำวันละ 2 เซตก็ทำให้ต้นแขนเปลี่ยนจริง ๆ … ฉันลองทำมา 2 สัปดาห์ ต้นแขนเล็กลงไปถึง 6 ซม. เลย

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words