Juan Pablo Rodriguez

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

@Flyarsociety2 @FieldGhoul @EAHelp Happened to me as well for using the companion app and buying cheap / selling high. They blocked all my game modes including the yard and superstar ko even though the email said 7 day auction house block and my account shows no bans. This happened on Nov 27 and no change yet 🤷‍♂️

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

@yartoa @NFL @Titans @Jurrellc @delaniewalker82 La de quien? Nadie se sabe ni los nombres de sus titulares jaja

[Fanly Gridiron 🏈 @FanlyGridiron]

"It's ok, we can be the first team to come back down 4 games to 1!" - Heat fans

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Girl: "Come over?"

Guy: "No, I'm watching the World Cup"

Girl: "I'm home alone ;)"

Guy: "No, i'm watching the World Cup!!"

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

*its not you its me *
in america -means breaking up
in asia -just means they are looking at pictures of people

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do." -Henry Ford

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

The best hit of the year award should definitely go to Sharkeisha

[I'm Siri! @Drunk_Siri]

Boobs are like the sun, its ok to look but not to stare. That's what sunglasses are for.

[I'm Siri! @Drunk_Siri]

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.

[I'm Siri! @Drunk_Siri]

I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"My mom always told me I could be anything I wanted to be, and I truly, actually believed it." - Allen Iverson.

[ANTHONY 🫥 @iSpeakComedy]

Its breast cancer awareness month.
I stare because I care.

[Mike Quintana @mickey_quintana]

☑☑☑ @JuanPablo_Rod

[I'm Siri! @Drunk_Siri]

I used to think I wasn't photogenic, but then I found out i was just ugly.

[Carlos @TortugaNiNi]

—Hija, ¿cómo te fue con el ginecólogo?
—De pelos.

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

@YUSSKH iu

[Carlos @TortugaNiNi]

A mí me gustan las mujeres como mis tacos: con mucha carne.

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

@YUSSKH @MemoE_M jajja gordo! yo tambien los extraño!

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

@YUSSKH yo a ti mi fatty! Ya no tomen asi wey jajaja

[Juan Pablo Rodriguez @JuanPablo_Rod]

"Greatness is not given... Greatness is taken"