Juan Sebastian Parra

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

@Cmarin813 @LegionHoops Too small for apple, tesla, Amazon, Oracle, Samsung etc? Lol

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

@Cmarin813 @LegionHoops No Austin?

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

@Cmarin813 😂

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

To beat Messi’s 644 goal record, someone will have to score an average of 43 goals a season for 15 years....for one club. 🤯

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.”

Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we are allocating $1.4 billion to build a xenophobic campaign stunt wall that falls down in the wind even though we promised voters other countries would pay for it.”

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

"But it's because of COVID" they've been doing this long before COVID. They just used COVID as an excuse to rapidly accelerate the massive transfer of wealth they've been conducting against us for over a century.

[Spike Cohen @RealSpikeCohen]

$600 × 328 million = $196.8 billion

This bill is for $900 billion.

Guess who's getting that other $700+ billion.

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

@AddysonSchaffer @Theweekdayy_ Bank account has some of the greatest lol

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

@yonceir Okay Morpheus

[💯NattyL0ngLegz🇭🇹💯 @BavBoyKaj]

Nobody:

Planet Fitness:
“Good luck with your weightloss journey!”

Also Planet fitness:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My wife

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

#MOTMIII #ManOnTheMoon #MOTM3 #thechosen

[J. Scott⚜️ @JRScott15]

If you don’t have people in your circle that you can learn from then what you doing?

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

Punctuality

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

Be impeccable with your word

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

Radical honesty

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

👀

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

#motm3

[Juan Sebastian Parra @JuanSebasParra5]

Trust vibes not words