Jay L

Double-bagel defeatist, self-righteous remoaner, expert at curbing my enthusiasm

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@JLPegula Maybe borrow Mr Pitt’s Bruline racket next time? You had a terrific tournament - congrats!

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@JoeJoe51178 @ConnCFC Yeeeeeeeeees! Yes

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@FootballCliches Just when we thought the Fletch-McCoist axis couldn’t get any worse, they add Gerrard. Quite literally had to turn the sound off

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@ChelseaPodcast I’m thinking at least I can cancel my TNT Sports subscription

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@nickverlaney Not content with handing Arsenal the title and Spurs a lifeline, Darren England turns into Ovrebo

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@ChelseaPodcast Somehow worse than being tonked 5-0. Frustrated? Massively disappointed? Not content with handing Arsenal the title and Spurs a lifeline, Darren England turns into Ovrebo

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@nickverlaney We are totally dominant when it comes to finding ways to avoid scoring

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@gate17marco The remaining question is who will play Leeds in the cup final

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@stephenkb just re-read your excellent June 2020 letter to the Voice editor - wonder if you got a reply?

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@nickverlaney Can we conclude that whatever this is, it’s not working?

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@gate17marco “anyone who runs more than 10 paces forward without stopping, putting their foot on the ball and turning back will be dropped”

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@SJohnsonSport The most pathetically naive performance I’ve seen in a long time

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@nickverlaney Managing to make Beto look like Pele

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@nickverlaney So simple to stop us now - don’t let JP turn and show Garnacho inside. How many times have we sat through this shit?

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@SJohnsonSport Stupid, stupid substitutions, taking away forward momentum when we needed a goal. Jorgensen error, Reece error. So frustrating

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@maxrushden @SamJDalling @danbardell Could we love Baz any more? The gentle admission that he saved a bloke’s life suggests we could! Also starting to wonder if the team I have supported for 50 years is actually called Chelseawiththemoneytheyvespent…

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@SJohnsonSport If you get a chance, please ask Maresca why we spend so long passing sideways and backwards, sideways and backwards…

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@Calvbetton Re your RG review talk about grunting, Qinwen has now called out Sab’s shrieking. Elena Vesnina used to have a ‘Hiiyaaa’ grunt and the Aussie crowd started imitating it - that’s the way to shut them up!

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@ChelseaFanCast we’ve only gone and bloody done it!

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Congrats on ghosting past the 1,000 pod involvements barrier

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@footballtweet Love you Wrighty. You’ve given so much with your wisdom, humour and authenticity.