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Connor McDavid & Austen Matthews are so ugly. They really give hockey players a bad name. #hockeythoughts #noteveryonelookslikePK

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@jimmidgley77 is a @NYRangers now. I’ll have to drive to the game cause I can’t fly with my hemp cream. #sendmeaticketmidge

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Has anyone seen my wig? It was last seen under a car tire at the John in Hamilton circa 1996 #olered #needsawash

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I can’t use CBD oil, it’ll make me brain dead!! #addictionissues

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When my daughter’s Indian boyfriend says his colouring makes him look well done...”I like things well done ;)” #multiculturalKetts

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Don’t waste your money on that concert. You can buy the CD for 20 bucks, ya know? #greatdeal

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Don’t tell @Midgley77’s wife about my drug use please! I don’t want to get in trouble!! #hempcreamuser

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I told dad to be prepared for me to be arrested for drugs #hempcream #noretweets #dontwannagetcaught

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#420

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I pulled a muscle last night when I was kicking off my blanket. Good thing I have that hemp cream #curesallmyproblems

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*Sees a sign that says No Vaping* Oh shoot, I guess I can’t vape in here! #letsgethigh

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What day of the week is it? New Year’s? Soup for supper then I guess #retirementproblems

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1:30pm is a little too early for me. Gonna be a late night #tistheseason

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I love pop. The fizz scratches my throat. #cokeisthenewhalls

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The world junior game is on. Sorry guys, so is the movie Love on the Slopes #judepriorities

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If I get acting out of control, it’s because of my new hemp cream #highasakite

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Oh beers from Santa. Beauty. #hegetsme

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Anyone got the phone number for Uber? I’ll program it in my mobile. I need a ride. #overserved