Mucky Payt

Lefty weirdo partial to the odd sherry. Despise Tories, celebrities and sprouts. Once fondled a teapot.
YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE!

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@TwopTwips Save time on watching Love Island by instead flinging your own faeces at a wall and letting it slide down.

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@monstroso @CathyYoung63 D'oh!

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@daveyboy2411 Why not? 🙂
Bit of a joke with my mate @Chorlton72

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

Changed my twitter name ⬆️🙂

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

If I had asked my mum to lend me a considerable amount of money to silence a young woman from ever speaking about the sexual offences I had committed against her, fuck me, she would have dragged me to nearest police station by my bollocks!

But no, not the old fucking Queen!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“I said Rupert Lowe has some well thought out, practical policies for addressing the issues faced by the country. What did I say Roy?”
“You said he’s a deluded nutter who talks shite”

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@AFCWimbledon I went to the game today, I'm a Wimbledon fan who lives a short train ride away from Barnsley. The last game I went to was Bolton away and after the first 15 minutes, was fearing a similar outcome. Great effort to come back and take the lead, point was a fair result.

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@CTRLFC Are you shadow banning people who are critical of this performance? Showing six replies to this post but only your reply shows.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“I said Donald Trump might have a point about the Chagos deal being stupid and wanting to invade Greenland. What did I say Roy?”
“You said he’s a deranged orange cunt”

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Do you believe the UK should rejoin the European Union?

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Please share for a larger and more accurate pool of answers.

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@Chorlton72 Does that include you? 🙂👍🍻

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

Aches and pains all o'er, it's proper ace getting old innit 🙁

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@Chorlton72 Just seen the news, total shock, our 90's heroes are going chief 🙁

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@Chorlton72 @GregScottTV Just proper lolled at this 🙂

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

Ey up. Goodnight 👍

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@TruthTalkingMav Gotta be Mags, Christ, we're beyond dire.

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

@garycampbell191 Suck it up buttercup, we've had 14 years of Tory lies and cronyism, I'll judge where we are in 5 years time.
Farage is fucked thanks to Herr Musk, Yaxley-Lennon is fucked due to being a touch too far-right for Reform flag wavers. Tories are fucked because, well, Badenoch.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

News in pictures

[Mucky Payt @Judealicious72]

Drinking gin since 11, Christmas innit 👍

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Roses are red
I used to like Twitter
Then Elon Musk bought it
And made it much shitter