Judith 🌸

[Con @HateradeCon]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

McDonald’s chicken nuggets are gross 🤮 #sorrynotsorry

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

Gross.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“don’t overthink it”

me:

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

Carne asada season for Arizonans is not til late sept. 🥵🥵

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

Why are they sabritas flamin hot sooooooooo gooood 🥲🥹.

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

My face when I saw a girl washing her dog in the kitchen sink. 🤮🤮

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

I cannot believe how big my niece is getting. ☹️😭😭😭

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

So glad Christmas is over. 😬

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

@paupau103 you. 😶😶🙃

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

Why does alcohol always taste better on a Sunday?? 😅🫣

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

I have never been a Christmas person. Lol

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

I like eating out of glass plates, idk how ppl can eat out of paper plates all the time. 😶

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

Me

[NESS @highoffness]

friend: come on, the weather isn't that cold

me:

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

I really can’t do green tea shots no more. 🤢😮‍💨 we over did them all last year. 🤣

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Pfizer jumped the price of the vaccine 400% one day after the CDC voted to add it to the childhood vaccine Schedule

Follow the money not the science

[Miss Make It Happen @jarahhhh]

a free rose with my ground beef

[Judith 🌸 @Judeth_ortizz]

It amazes me when my sister doesn’t know any songs from Elton John, the eagles, or the beetles. 😩😕