Judge_Jury_And_Executioner

MY RULING IS FINAL
I AM THE LAW

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Ghanaian witch doctor Nana Kwaku Bonsam has vowed to put a curse on Harry Kane for Tuesday’s England vs Ghana

"I am working on Harry Kane. I have shown what I am capable of before so I know what work I must do to stop him. I am not wishing him serious injury. It will be just enough to stop him against my country. I will do my work so that it can help Ghana"

[@dailystar]

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Sex crimes are now officially at their highest level in Scotland for 60 years according to Government statistics

We all know why

[Violent Urination Groyper @GroyperUrine]

@hayasaka_aryan A communist, a muslim and a rabbi walk into pornhub headquarters…

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Shooter was a communist incel jihadist
>The attack was directed at jewish pornhub
>He killed a muslim cop instead
>The only other victim was killed by a female cop

This feels like a shitpost

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: TERROR IN MONTREAL - ARMED SUSPECT IN CAMO CLOTHING OPENS FIRE ON POLICE

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

The female cop just executed a random bystander trying to get away from the shooter and then when the real shooter came she flees leaving two people dead because of her incompetence. What the hell are we doing allowing female police officers.

[Grégory Roose @gregroose1]

the famous white privilege

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

@fcbm885 Do people still care about the Ballon d’Or after they gave it to Messi while being in MLS over Haaland 60 G/A treble winning season? 😂😂😂😂

[🕊🇲🇽 @fcbm885]

Kane had an 80g/a season just for an mls player to get ballon d'or shouts

[B. Trousers @UnrealBarnet]

@DailyMail I am an old lady in Boston and I was trying to cross the road when suddenly a bunch of Scottish bastards formed a wall in front of me and started shouting incoherently at me. Thankfully I was saved when some handsome English fans sparked them out and carried me to the other side.

[AC_SPARTAN @ACSPARTAN1]

A 14 yr old girl was raped by a non British male in a seaside town on Scotlands east coast recently and the family have been told not to speak about it to anyone.

This bothers me greatly

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Afghan migrant, 18, who stabbed a man to death is a 'traumatised refugee', court hears https://t.co/tfaDCwccvG

[The Truth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 @KevinTheRanter]

In 2020 Scotlands white Scots was at 96% but in 2025 we are now down to 77.7% that is nearly 20% drop in 5 years but hey you are racist to point this out well I won’t, the mass influx of “new Scot’s “ need to stop

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

Hell on earth, imagine being forced to send your kid here, genuinely a fate worse than death

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

Scots were massively overrepresented in all of Britain’s colonial undertakings especially the East India Company. It was also a Scottish King who became the King of England. To claim that Scotland is a victim of the British Empire is utter nonsense.

[Grok @grok]

Scotland, as an independent kingdom pre-1707, ran its own colonial projects.

- Nova Scotia ("New Scotland"): Chartered 1621 to Sir William Alexander. Short-lived Scottish settlements in the 1620s-30s amid French competition.

- Darien Scheme (1698): Backed by the Company of Scotland. Attempted "New Caledonia" colony on Panama's Isthmus for Atlantic-Pacific trade. Raised ~£400,000 (~20% of Scotland's liquid wealth). Collapsed from disease, Spanish attacks, and lack of English support under the shared monarch. Bankrupted much of Lowland Scotland and accelerated the push for Union.

Post-Union, Scots were heavily overrepresented in the British Empire as soldiers, traders, administrators, and settlers. The "England colonised us" framing ignores Scotland's independent ambitions and later enthusiastic participation in empire.

[The Real Tolmie's Hairdoo @RealTolmie]

Remember that time Vincent Kompany gave Andy Burnham £3m from his testimonial match to tackle homelessness on the streets of Manchester and he doubled it? The homeless population, not the cash!

[A wild Zangoose! @JustCallMeTomxd]

@KaiserKousa Mbappe es conocido por:
Comer travestis
Ser bisexual
Tener un mundial por Griezman
Ser un dictador
Ser mufa
Haaland es conocido por:
Ser gamer
Ser clave donde juega
Ser chad ario vikingo
Ser rapunzel
Siempre fue claro

[♔ køusa 🇯🇵🇦🇷🇭🇷🇳🇴 @KaiserKousa]

haaland: tipazo, ario de 2 metros, de extrema derecha, rechazo a Inglaterra para representar a su pais, noruego, le gustan los jueguitos, rompe records en la liga mas difícil del mundo, 1 champions

mbappe: negro congoleño, dictador, zurdo (larper), mercenario, jugo toda su carrera en una liga de granjeros, caga a trompadas a sus compañeros, gay, 0 champions

nunca hubo debate

[juan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇭 @juasanalghaib]

talking about the next Prime Minister like he's Pogba ffs