Judge Michael Pastor

That awkward moment when Dr.Murrays bald spot distracts me from what's going on in the court room... BTW this is a Parody I'm not the real JudgePastor of course

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Wow judgey p is bored. Who wants to play miniature golf in court room 4B with me???? bring ur own putter.

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

@ElephantinCourt omg I love it thankkssss so much. I'm calling this the LMP.

[ElephantinCourtRoom @ElephantinCourt]

@JudgePastor Gift from HOE HOE CONVENTION --->

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

It's been fun all but I must go act like I was actually listening to this plea case... But Party at my house tonight. See you guys there.

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

@M_Davidson64 yes.it.does. 😩

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

@TheFlanagan STOP STARING AT ME AND GET OUT OF MY COURTROOM.

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Flanagan is staring at me and it's creeping me out.

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Can someone please introduce @TheFlanagan to Botox...

[ElephantinCourtRoom @ElephantinCourt]

Worried that @JudgePastor @TheFlanagan Might get into a HOE HOE FIGHT

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Court is running over tonight, and I hired three strippers to come over to my place... I'm missing all the action. 😩

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

@ElephantinCourt @TheChernoff those fairy's are evil aren't they?

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

I woke up like dis... FLAWLESS. Fellas we flawless.

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Hello

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

You ready for a night out on the town @ElephantinCourt ??? bring some of your lady friends!

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Finna bust a move and moonwalk out of this courthouse and onto a dance floor!

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

Well I must go now... Have an "event" with this big booty lady who just walked by... Lookin like a fine bottle of wine...

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

I often grab my crouch and moonwalk... Mr. Jackson definitely had an influence on me... Hee-hee AAOW

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

NO I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me *Dancing in my chambers* @ElephantinCourt y u lookin @ me like that

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

If I ever catch @ElephantinCourt watching jerry springer again he will be thrown out on his trunk!

[Judge Michael Pastor @JudgePastor]

@ElephantinCourt don't be sneakin' in my wallet.... Buy ya own food!