Judge Smails

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!

[Judge Smails @JudgeSmails43]

@REMASCULATE Pay off the mortgage!!! Freedom from debt is a wonderful thing

[Judge Smails @JudgeSmails43]

@Super70sSports The Vet 1982

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m really getting sick of sports wagering. If you enjoy it, have at it, I’m not trying to shit on your fun. I like to lay down a few bones here and there too. But the way it permeates social media and fan behavior at events is just fucking ugly. We’ve gone too far.

[Will Privette @Thrill21]

You never know who you might see when you roll into Teets. Could be Canes players or it might just be someone you haven’t seen in 13 years. What a day. Canes Cup parade and a #Rollpack reunion!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most American I‘ve ever felt🇺🇸

[. @dpc_jobs]

@FreddyLA7 Do you want an honest answer? Because Americans are so used to people from the around the world gratuitously shitting on us that someone visiting with a sense of wonder and gratitude is world changing to us. It's worth appreciating.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

“I’ve been to 27 different countries…. and nothing comes close to the USA.”

This British lady gets it. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sam🦕 @samh8876]

Just came across this on facebook 🥹

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

There’s nothing worse than a convenience store line being held up by someone buying lottery tickets. Go home, put your paycheck in a barrel, and start a fire. I’m trying to buy a Slim Jim and a Mountain Dew like a responsible adult.

[Judge Smails @JudgeSmails43]

@krninjawarrior @TedBrownNFL. We both went to TW Andrews, only he was there 12 years before me. My Dad took me down in the corner beside the old field house and he gave me five as they ran out to the field. He seemed bigger than life.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Conservative Primary Voters Excited To Choose Which Politician Will Betray Them Next https://t.co/hGKCpMCZiH

[Judge Smails @JudgeSmails43]

The best news I’ve seen all week!

#HPU
#FWillWade

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨BREAKING: A giant middle finger statue has been placed in front of Zohran Mamdani's NYC City Hall by legendary artist @ScottLoBaido.

Mamdani definitely deserves this!

Follow: @BoLoudon

[James Lamb @JimLambUSA]

@RealJamesWoods @DivineBodies I think we should tweet this to @CLTMayor @ViLyles every. single day. #ShameOnYou.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Don’t go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. Oh, you can THINK about it … but don't do it.”

👉 https://t.co/JFpfKUBHmZ

[Judge Smails @JudgeSmails43]

@NASCAR @TeamTrackhouse I seem to recall @TylerReddick absolutely leaving @shanevg97 in the dust @COTA to win the race.

SVG must’ve just forgotten how to drive that day, huh?

#nascar