Judge Pal

Judge Pal welcomes you - to dob in friends, family and colleagues for cash, prizes and more! #JUSTICEDEPARTMENTAPPROVED ( #JDA )

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@LapPods Thank you for reporting this citizen! You win a #JusticeDepartmentApproved audio slug of Chief Judge - A Night at the Boingerama.

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Citizens! Justice Department reminds you it is illegal to hold anyone against their will, unless authorised to do so.

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The Justice Department Quartermasters may mix and match the colours occasionally, but the kit is always reliable for busting heads, creep!

[🦧Scowlin Munkeh @scowlingmonkey]

@westonfront @Anthrax @Z2comics @2000AD Judges @JBurdis, @DavidJCourt & @Judge_Pal were protection detail for @2000AD alumni at a con in 2013. @BollandBrian spoke re never being sure if the pads were green/yellow.

I made a show of looking at mine, shaking my head and tutting, which got a laugh.

Pic: @SteveDeeGreen

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Citizens! Justice Department would like to remind you that just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't watching.

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Citizens! Please join me and the rest of the Justice Department in wishing Judge @DavidJCourt (pictured on the left in this Tri-D image) a very happy birthday!

After an extra five mins in the sleep machine Court will be in session on our streets as usual.

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Citizens - a reminder that owning a goldfish without a permit carries a 3 week sentence in the iso-cubes.

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@2000AD Justice Department representatives worked overtime at this event - many goods inspected, many arrests made, and many Pal Points awarded!

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Special Justice Department birthday wishes for Top Nark @wellsybeer - he continues to earn Pal Points by reporting the crimes of his friends and family!

Would you like a judicial birthday visit for a family member? Just report any offences they commit on their special day!

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Citizen @wellsybeer is this month's Pal Club Top Nark! His report of seditious creatives meant a record number of arrests in one weekend!

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The Mega-City One Justice Department would like to welcome Brit Cit’s Priti Patel to our ‘Judge Pal’ informant division.

Remember Citizens - dob in your friends and family and you could win great #JDA prizes!

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Citizen Dusty Rhodes reported a break-in at a Mopad repair shop.

This is what the perps saw* when they attempted to exit with said vehicle.

Congrats Dusty - you win #JDA binocs and edu-vid “Mopads Most Wanted”.

*Justice Dept. arrest scene reconstruction

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Juve Laura Norder wins Pal Points for this beautiful infographic.

She reported brother Ben ‘the Bat’ for unauthorised Batgliding, and snapped him resisting arrest.

Congrats Laura! Your parents will receive a compulsory work order for you to join our Justice Dept. media team!

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Citizens! The unlicenced use of Justice Department imagery for advertising or entertainment is a crime.

Report infractions and you could win great #JDA prizes!

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Citizens!

Justice Department reminds you Synthi-Caff has been classed as an illegal narcotic. Report dealers to win great #JDA prizes!

However, Synthi-Synthi-Caff is #JusticeDepartmentApproved !

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@CherryBomb1618 @toadheartbreak @redvoxband @neilhimself @StephenKing @DGMHQ @GW_officialuk @primus @TommyWiseau @TheSimpsons @pepsi @Borderlands The pic of Tina constitutes infringement of Justice Department codes on encouraging antisocial behaviour.

Sentence is reduced to a caution in light of encouraging the wellbeing of this Juve.

You won’t be so lucky next time Citizen.

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Citizens - it has come to Justice Dept’s attention these illegal items will be gambled on at @LawlessComicCon this Saturday, in the form of a raffle.

Report these crimes to Judge Pal or your nearest Judge, and earn extra Pal Points for each arrest!

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Citizens! Be sure to make your way to @LawlessComicCon in May for a chance to win this #JDA prize!

While there, report any crimes to Judge Pal or your nearest Judge for bonus Pal Points!

[🦧Scowlin Munkeh @scowlingmonkey]

Carlos Ezquerra tribute model complete!

This will be raffled exclusively at @LawlessComicCon in May, in aid of @savechildrenuk .

Raffle tickets will be £3 each, or £10 for four. The aim is £300 by the end of the event.

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Citizen Ecks Benedict reported a break in at the Resyk Offal Reclamation Centre. The perps resisted arrest, and have since been added to the conveyor. Ecks wins #JDA cookbook ‘Shape Munce YOUR Way!’

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Citizen @Herring1967 is this month’s Top Nark, for reporting hundreds of perps on IWD, and raising a substantial amount of creds for @RefugeCharity .

This is Justice Department Approved.

Donate here.

https://t.co/DJtkwyRr4F

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@Chiropterarex @davidtomassi1 @heyjenbartel Citizen @davidtomassi1 - you have been reported for baiting a Justice Department representative (Civilian Attached). Report to your Sector House for sentencing.

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Good news Citizens! The #JDA @LawlessComicCon has confirmed @PlanetReplicas will be displaying their latest kneepads at the event!

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Citizens! After a thorough inspection of goods we are able to confirm the business @planetreplicas is JUSTICE DEPARTMENT APPROVED.