Judgy Jim

Criticizing society atop the highest of emotional barriers. Judgements are my own.

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FTFY #onpoli #dougford

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people who let their noses hang out of their masks are:

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i checked youtube to see if winter tires would fit on my car and it started recommending drift driving and jordan peterson videos.

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“This could be like investing in Shopify in 2010!” - Every Cannabis Startup

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i dont want my tofu to look like eggs. i want it to taste good

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Just FYI for tofu scrambles. Turmeric is not just a yellow dye; it will in fact make your food taste like turmeric, which is bitter when you use too much.

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i want onlyfans but instead of the person getting naked i want to talk openly and vulnerably about issues in my life and how to address them and have them give me input and coping strategies.

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live footage of ontario pulling the emergency brake:

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what i’ve learned from Hollywood: to overcome adversity, just draw from your deep financial resources and leverage your highly placed social connections.

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“i drag my best friend around by the neck and control when they eat. also they’re not allowed out of my apartment on their own.” - dog owners

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all of my targeted ads are for vegan fried chicken sandwiches. what demographic is that?

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i could care less. to elaborate - i should care less. i care way too much

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babies look like aliens for the first month

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if i was ejected, naked and screaming from a gooey sleeping pod after nine months, i’d be pretty pissed to find pics of the experience all over socials

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all this to say i hate newborn pics

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The problem with text-based news: I assume it’s pronounced Par-lay, but i also assume the users of the app would not know french and thus would say parlour.

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brb just browsing flight centre for some last-minute mistakes

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Ok let’s do this

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In fairness tho, the dairy industry is like, super rich. Like, buying a food guide rich.

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“You’d actually be able to staff the hospital if you taxed me properly. Also I want another tax break.” - also rich ppl

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“Name this building after me and I’ll give you some of the money you’d be entitled to if the tax system didn’t have so many loopholes” - rich ppl https://t.co/EM9SMyskJG