Judit V.

[Aranita @Aranitaaey]

Having openly bisexual actor as your global ambassador and making bisexual themed ad.. Under Armour you ate so bad, 10 out 10 no notes!!

[Pere Bosch @pereboschg]

Ha passat mig any de l'accident de Gelida. Segons Adif, en aquell moment hi havia 95 limitacions temporals de velocitat a Catalunya.

Avui són 191. En grana, les 14 noves d'avui.

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https://t.co/c1LJ5MrgJ0

[wound luvr !! 🔞 @woundluvrrr]

you want me to get a JOB? the thing that sent RYLAND GRACE into SPACE?

[✶ @echoesofworld]

Seven Sisters Cliffs

[gbemisoke @Gbemisoke]

"Daddy, I want baby bicycle"

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

sometimes a book is 5 star because its a masterpiece. sometimes its a 5 star because it made my brain release serotonin. and sometimes its a 5 star because it made me cry my eyes out. all of them are equally valid.

[notnatalia @NatiMarina_]

Una profesora de la carrera me dijo una vez usar blazer impone mucho respeto. Pero no se percató de que los adolescentes son absolutamente descanseros porque cuando entré al aula hoy me dijeron qué onda profe venis d invertir en CRIPTOMONEDAS

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

dios mío de mi vida, se me han puesto todos los pelos de punta solo con el tráiler

que le den todos los premios habidos y por haber

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Sorry I'm not speaking on the male loneliness epidemic, I was distracted by the women-and-girls-being-murdered-by-men epidemic

[Mc Rubbi 🎧 @McRubbi]

en derry girls cuando están estudiando para un exámen y james (inglés) dice q no puede distinguir las rebeliones de los levantamientos, y michelle (irlandesa) le dice q si su gente hubiera dejado de invadir territorios por 5 minutos, hubiesen tenido que estudiar mucho menos 🙏🙏

[Joan @JoanJMP]

españa en la final del mundial y crisis inmobiliaria 2010 we are so back

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

he had drugstore makeup, a tiktok shop wig, an unclockable tucking kit, ross lynch, a stolen vial of my estradiol, and a fucking DREAM.

[Manel Cota @MaNeo_O]

Thanks! Ubisoft Barcelona did all the underwater levels. And that same team is being fired right now because Ubisoft thinks thats what we deserve :)

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

This is why Korean feminists started the 4B movement.

“I will not give birth to a life that will discriminate against my gender. My own flesh and blood must not become a blade and turn against me. If the world born from my body oppresses me I will not let that world exist.”

[swan @lacedheartgrl]

Ring engraved with inscription "Many are the stars i see yet in my eye no star like thee,” 1700s

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[Luis Agúndez @agundez__]

Acabo de escuchar la expresión más castiza, rencorosa y elegante a la vez que he oído en mi vida: ya quisieras saber tú todo lo que a mí se me ha olvidado.

[Oriol Vilella Sala @Oriol_Vilella]

Acabo d’aprendre que l’any de la picor va ser el 1471 perquè hi va haver una plaga de puces a Catalunya. FLIPA.

[elias @beysbunny]

imagine going through cardiac arrest and this smash starts playing