“Honey, there’s a noise downstairs, please go check it out”
Beta - grabs baseball bat, gets eaten
Based Chad - Grabs the handy dandy mystery mousekatool chambered in 5.56
Proceeds to delete bear problem
@AllegedlyDrew Absolute Truth!! Tequila helped me go to the police station and try and BORROW a lie detector. They didn’t think it was funny, made me stay there all dadgum night.
@ArtemisConsort@elonmusk Has he got all his teeth? Does he wear a shirt with his overalls? Does he play a banjo? Did he think the movie Deliverance was a family documentary? Ok I’m done.